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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 9:59 am
(May 4, 2016 at 7:57 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: (May 4, 2016 at 3:47 am)Brian37 Wrote: GC probably thinks atheists never call each other out when they say "no real atheist" or "no true atheist". I call other atheists out all the time who pull that. Not even atheists agree on all things all the time.
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I disagree.
Screw you. I've been to the copywrite office, number #145698-769-BS-DC-666 office in Washington DC.
Paragraph 256, sub section 50, "Atheist TM Copyright, "Must barbecue kittens, worship Stalin and ABBA".
READ THE FIND PRINT BEAAAAATCH!
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 10:28 am
(May 4, 2016 at 9:59 am)Brian37 Wrote: (May 4, 2016 at 7:57 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I disagree.
Screw you. I've been to the copywrite office, number #145698-769-BS-DC-666 office in Washington DC.
Paragraph 256, sub section 50, "Atheist TM Copyright, "Must barbecue kittens, worship Stalin and ABBA".
READ THE FIND PRINT BEAAAAATCH!
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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 10:39 am
(May 4, 2016 at 7:10 am)abaris Wrote: (May 4, 2016 at 3:55 am)robvalue Wrote: It's really sad that only a handful bother to investigate any further on the forum... are they scared of what Jesus may think? Even some of those who have been here since I joined up. And if they do, they generally just turn everything into a religious battle whatever the topic.
I don't know. I tend to hit the new posts button and take it from there. And to check my personal alerts if there are some.
Yeah, I mostly use "today's posts".
If the theists I'm talking about do use any of these features, they're generally ignoring anything without a Jesus sticking out of it.
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 10:40 am
Show me in that EVIDENCE where it says anything about eating babies? GEEZE you make crap up just like theists.
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 10:56 am
I've never eaten a baby but I've never tried, I'm an atheist, therefore all babies eat atheists which implies all atheists eat babies.
#logic
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 11:51 am
(May 4, 2016 at 10:56 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I've never eaten a baby but I've never tried, I'm an atheist, therefore all babies eat atheists which implies all atheists eat babies.
#logic
Yes, but it means you're not a True Atheist™. 
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 11:54 am
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I'm not a True Atheist™ but that's because I don't eat babies therefore I am a True Atheist™ because logic.
#doin' it like the theists
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 12:00 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 11:51 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: (May 4, 2016 at 10:56 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I've never eaten a baby but I've never tried, I'm an atheist, therefore all babies eat atheists which implies all atheists eat babies.
#logic
Yes, but it means you're not a True Atheist™.
Neither are you baby eater, or former baby eater. You never got your official "Atheist code of conduct" from HQ did you?
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 12:06 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (May 4, 2016 at 11:51 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Yes, but it means you're not a True Atheist™.
Neither are you baby eater, or former baby eater. You never got your official "Atheist code of conduct" from HQ did you?
Yeah I did, but I didn't read it. After all, I may be an atheist, but I'm still a man... we almost never read the instructions!
#apparentlynotatrueatheist
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 12:22 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 12:06 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: (May 4, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Neither are you baby eater, or former baby eater. You never got your official "Atheist code of conduct" from HQ did you?
Yeah I did, but I didn't read it. After all, I may be an atheist, but I'm still a man... we almost never read the instructions!
#apparentlynotatrueatheist
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