(April 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: My friend Eric's run down of our options

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Sarah Palin :
Pros: High name recognition.
Cons: Name is recognized as being a crazy idiot.

Michele Bachmann:
Pros: High name recognition.
Cons: Name is recognized only for being crazier than Sarah Palin.

Newt Gingrich :
Pros: He has much experience.
Cons: It's experience at being a prick.

Mike Huckabee :
Pros: Has a good sense of humor
Cons: He has douchebaggy views on pretty much everything

Haley Barbour :
Pros: Probably makes his own moonshine
Cons: Has to put Mississippi on his resume.

Jeb Bush :
Pros: Bush name
Cons: Bush name

Lindsey Graham:
Pros: Has shown ability to compromise on tough issues
Cons: Republican colleagues don't ask, and he won't tell

Bobby Jindal :
Pros: Identified as up-and-coming Republican non-white guy
Cons: Spoke on camera once, and, well...no.

Ron Paul :
Pros: Darling of the internet
Cons: He's a lunatic

Mike Pence :
Pros: Has direct line to God
Cons: God told him not to run. Ever. For anything.

Tim Pawlenty :
Pros: High name recognition
Cons: Poor face recognition

Mitt Romney :
Pros: Smart, Rich
Cons: Practically the author of dirty rotten "Obamacare"

Rick Santorum :
Pros: I could not come up with a single one.
Cons: He's a dick.

Donald Trump :
Pros: Donald Trump thinks he has a brilliant mind.
Cons: Everyone else thinks he's a douche.

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(April 18, 2011 at 2:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Ugh. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Oh, wait. Bad example.

Pray, remind me...isn't ice/cold detrimental to the erection process anyway?

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(April 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Pray, remind me...isn't ice/cold detrimental to the erection process anyway?

Quote:Pray, remind me...isn't ice/cold detrimental to the erection process anyway?

(April 18, 2011 at 3:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Oh no, you little sprinkle squirt - we're not turning this into a conversation about uncomfortable turn-ons.

(April 18, 2011 at 3:51 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:

(April 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Pray, remind me...isn't ice/cold detrimental to the erection process anyway?

I don't know about them, but cold hands on my back/breasts is both horrible and very erotic.

(April 18, 2011 at 3:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Oh no, you little sprinkle squirt - we're not turning this into a conversation about uncomfortable turn-ons.

(April 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Yeah..at least for the moment, then you can chime in with something even better afterwords.