. . . gonna need a bigger ark . . .
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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm by TheRealJoeFish.)
The Ark Encounter just had a 15-second commercial during halftime of the USA broadcast of the Euro Finals between France and Portugal. It was a lot of people looking amazedly at stuff off the edge of the screen, and then, like, a shot of two leopards or something.
... America... 
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 4:04 pm by TheRealJoeFish.)
Stupid dumb double post
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.  
Typical of "god".
His aim is terrible. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Probably a couple of blokes having buttsecks in Brighton or something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Perhaps he is pissing on Kentucky?
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