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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!

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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 2:51 pm
. . . gonna need a bigger ark . . .
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 3:00 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 3:10 pm
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm (This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm by TheRealJoeFish.)
The Ark Encounter just had a 15-second commercial during halftime of the USA broadcast of the Euro Finals between France and Portugal. It was a lot of people looking amazedly at stuff off the edge of the screen, and then, like, a shot of two leopards or something.

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm (This post was last modified: July 10, 2016 at 4:04 pm by TheRealJoeFish.)
Stupid dumb double post
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July 10, 2016 at 4:08 pm
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#97
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:15 pm
Typical of "god".

His aim is terrible.

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:20 pm
Probably a couple of blokes having buttsecks in Brighton or something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 4:20 pm
Perhaps he is pissing on Kentucky?

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 10, 2016 at 9:16 pm
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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