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QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
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QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
If I was to marry Pippa Middleton. how many people would have to die beofre I was King of England? A lot, or could one hand grenade get them all? I mean I'm just asking...
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:10 am)LEDO Wrote: If I was to marry Pippa Middleton. how many people would have to die beofre I was King of England? A lot, or could one hand grenade get them all? I mean I'm just asking...

You would never be king. Marrying a princes won't make you King. A little more complicated than that.

Why? You wants to be King of England? Tongue
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:10 am)LEDO Wrote: If I was to marry Pippa Middleton. how many people would have to die beofre I was King of England? A lot, or could one hand grenade get them all? I mean I'm just asking...
You'd be better of marrying Prince Harry. He's available and closer in succession to the throne.
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:10 am)LEDO Wrote: If I was to marry Pippa Middleton. how many people would have to die beofre I was King of England? A lot, or could one hand grenade get them all? I mean I'm just asking...
There has been no such title as King or Queen of England for about 300 years since the Kingdom of England became the Kingdom of Great Britain. So you will require, not only massive casualties from your thirst for power (if it is even possible for you to inherit the throne...), but also that all non-English countries leave the union and the Kingdom is renamed. Best of luck! Big Grin
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:40 am)Matthaios Wrote: There has been no such title as King or Queen of England for about 300 years since the Kingdom of England became the Kingdom of Great Britain. So you will require, not only massive casualties from your thirst for power (if it is even possible for you to inherit the throne...), but also that all non-English countries leave the union and the Kingdom is renamed. Best of luck! Big Grin

So youre saying is that he has a chance..right?
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:42 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: So youre saying is that he has a chance..right?
No skepticism of his ambitions was implied whatsoever... Wink
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:42 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: So youre saying is that he has a chance..right?

Nope, the throne will only go to next in line for which is of royal blood. He could never be king.
Prince Charles is still next in line, but it's likely that he'll never become king and that William and Kate will be crowned King and Queen of England. Once the queen dies that is.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
King of England?

Fuck that, Lord Protector is the title I want.
King of England?

Fuck that, Lord Protector is the title I want.

EDIT: Oh wait, that's defender of the faith and Church. Dammit. How does one seize power without all that religious crap?
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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
(April 30, 2011 at 10:59 am)Welsh cake Wrote: EDIT: Oh wait, that's defender of the faith and Church. Dammit. How does one seize power without all that religious crap?

Nuclear weapons.Angel

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RE: QUESTION FOR YOU BRITS
Don't bother with being king ... just become President of the US ... all it takes is pile and piles of money from corrupt bankers.






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