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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
August 27, 2016 at 5:07 pm
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(August 27, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote: You're right. Let's remedy that. Things as real as a unicorn: God.
No, the point is that there are things that are in principle that, but only if you reinterpret them somewhat, like a Rhino being a unicorn.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 4:07 am
(August 27, 2016 at 5:07 pm)Alex K Wrote: (August 27, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote: You're right. Let's remedy that. Things as real as a unicorn: God.
No, the point is that there are things that are in principle that, but only if you reinterpret them somewhat, like a Rhino being a unicorn.
Not in principle but in reality. How can it not exist when The Bible say it does? What's the next attack on the Bible? You're gonna maybe say Satyrs, Giants or Cockatrice don't exist?
I mean that's the problem with you atheists and you just listen what your science dogma tells you, your science preachers like Carl Sagan. You don't know what you're talking about since you never were in Catholic camps where you can actually feel god and actually see unicorns and Satyrs playing their flutes.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 9:37 am
Wrong.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 11:03 am
I dub thee:
The Necro Queen.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 12:19 pm
Things that are as real as unicorns: resurrection of the dead.
Only it's the resurrection of threads that have been dead for years and suddenly come back to life.
A Gemma is forever.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 1:16 pm
(August 27, 2016 at 5:07 pm)Alex K Wrote: (August 27, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote: You're right. Let's remedy that. Things as real as a unicorn: God.
No, the point is that there are things that are in principle that, but only if you reinterpret them somewhat, like a Rhino being a unicorn.
Dude, seriously, let it go. No one is going to give a fuck what the Op meant, this is AF. 
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 2:47 pm
(September 2, 2016 at 1:16 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: (August 27, 2016 at 5:07 pm)Alex K Wrote: No, the point is that there are things that are in principle that, but only if you reinterpret them somewhat, like a Rhino being a unicorn.
Dude, seriously, let it go. No one is going to give a fuck what the Op meant, this is AF.
But, but. If I can't be anal about things the OP meant, I'll lose half of my commenting opportunities.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 4:12 pm
(August 27, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote: You're right. Let's remedy that. Things as real as a unicorn: God.
Unicorns are real!
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 4:17 pm
(September 2, 2016 at 4:12 pm)Losty Wrote: (August 27, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote: You're right. Let's remedy that. Things as real as a unicorn: God.
Unicorns are real!
For reals! I even have documented evidence!
![[Image: fake-unicorn.jpg]](https://images.angelpub.com/2015/31/32339/fake-unicorn.jpg)
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
September 2, 2016 at 4:28 pm
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