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Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
#21
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 6, 2016 at 2:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 2:21 pm)Mamacita Wrote: I live in Arizona.

Did you cross the border on foot, or did you swim?


Neither. I practiced digging and crawling through a worm hole, in case the wall is built and I need to escape the minute men shooters.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#22
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
Are you following the election news? Any ideas on immigration?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#23
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 2:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Did you cross the border on foot, or did you swim?


Neither. I practiced digging and crawling through a worm hole, in case the wall is built and I need to escape the minute men shooters.

Isn't it true that in the event that Trump is elected that Mexico is planning on building a giant catapult to launch rapists and murderers into 'Murrica (fuck yeah!)?
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#24
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:30 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Pork.

Are you using chile pasilla? Did you add cumin? I'm at work, but I can totally sit down and make a list of stuff you need tonight. Smile Whatever you do, do NOT use maseca.


"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#25
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: So you're a great cook. What else are you? Tongue

A beaner.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#26
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Fish tacos.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#27
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:34 pm)c172 Wrote: Are you following the election news? Any ideas on immigration?

I love following the circus! Yes! Ideas on immigration? Well, I suggest making it illegal to be a short, taco eating Mexican who looks rapey, and only giving green cards to the ones that fit in.


"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#28
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How can I become a real Mexican just like you? You are totally swag.
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#29
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Should I make more tacos?
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#30
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 6, 2016 at 2:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Neither. I practiced digging and crawling through a worm hole, in case the wall is built and I need to escape the minute men shooters.

Isn't it true that in the event that Trump is elected that Mexico is planning on building a giant catapult to launch rapists and murderers into 'Murrica (fuck yeah!)?

The first rule of Mexican fight club is: you do not talk about fight club.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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