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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 2:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (October 6, 2016 at 2:21 pm)Mamacita Wrote: I live in Arizona.
Did you cross the border on foot, or did you swim?
Neither. I practiced digging and crawling through a worm hole, in case the wall is built and I need to escape the minute men shooters.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:34 pm
Are you following the election news? Any ideas on immigration?
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:37 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 2:30 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Pork.
Are you using chile pasilla? Did you add cumin? I'm at work, but I can totally sit down and make a list of stuff you need tonight.

Whatever you do, do NOT use maseca.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:38 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: So you're a great cook. What else are you? 
A beaner.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:38 pm
Fish tacos.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 2:34 pm)c172 Wrote: Are you following the election news? Any ideas on immigration?
I love following the circus! Yes! Ideas on immigration? Well, I suggest making it illegal to be a short, taco eating Mexican who looks rapey, and only giving green cards to the ones that fit in.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:42 pm
How can I become a real Mexican just like you? You are totally swag.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm
Should I make more tacos?
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 2:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (October 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Neither. I practiced digging and crawling through a worm hole, in case the wall is built and I need to escape the minute men shooters.
Isn't it true that in the event that Trump is elected that Mexico is planning on building a giant catapult to launch rapists and murderers into 'Murrica (fuck yeah!)?
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