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Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
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 (October 20, 2016 at 5:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control. I sure as hell hope this bollock-nosed elbow-donkey doesn't lose his faith.  (October 20, 2016 at 5:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(October 20, 2016 at 5:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If you require religion to keep from being a murderer, then please keep believing. This world has enough cunts as it is. IKR?
* Edwardo Piet tries not to imagine what a bollock-nosed elbow-donkey looks like.
It's times like this that I feel glad I can't visualize.
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 20, 2016 at 5:39 pm
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2016 at 5:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It's pretty fun to imagine that there's a bunch of christers running around their day to day business, one unanswered prayer away from shivving the man in the cubicle next to them with their obnoxiously large cross shaped paper weights.
I mean, it would be, if it weren't for all the murder.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
here I sit
takin a shit wondering what it all means. I turn to wipe my arse and there is the answer sitting at the bottom of the bowl this OP's post.
anti-logical Fallacies of Ambiguity
 RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
October 20, 2016 at 6:28 pm
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2016 at 6:28 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(October 20, 2016 at 6:12 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control. No, he's a scared human being. It's the fearful who reach for violence to solve what can be handled with words. He just hasn't learnt how to live with his fears yet.  (October 20, 2016 at 5:06 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control. Precisely. If your religion is the only thing that keeps you from killing or raping people, then you should be seeking out professional, psychiatric help. I have this thing called self control. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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