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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 9:32 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Emjay Wrote: You're a trendsetter... maybe you could make it fashionable like you did for pooping? 
The thing is, poops are cute. They're like these little brown nuggets. Farts on the other hand? Nasty.
little brown nuggets... what are yer like?  Can't really object though cos Ajahn Brahm (a Buddhist monk popular on youtube... hint hint) talks about the most beautiful shit he'd ever seen... the perfect form, texture, and colour... and how it was such a loss to flush it As for me, I'm more comfortable talking about farts than pooping
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 9:41 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: The thing is, poops are cute. They're like these little brown nuggets. Farts on the other hand? Nasty.
Not at all. They're only food ghosts.
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 9:45 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 9:32 pm)Emjay Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: The thing is, poops are cute. They're like these little brown nuggets. Farts on the other hand? Nasty.
little brown nuggets... what are yer like? Can't really object though cos Ajahn Brahm (a Buddhist monk popular on youtube... hint hint) talks about the most beautiful shit he'd ever seen... the perfect form, texture, and colour... and how it was such a loss to flush it As for me, I'm more comfortable talking about farts than pooping
LOL wow that is hilarious. Ajahn Brahm must be my long lost brother or something because that sounds so much like stuff I would say.
I usually refer to farts as #3 because the word "fart" sounds unattractive to say haha. But I still think they're funny as hell.
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 9:50 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 9:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: The thing is, poops are cute. They're like these little brown nuggets. Farts on the other hand? Nasty.
Not at all. They're only food ghosts.
I can't speak from personal experience bc I have never farted in my life, but I have heard that the farts you have from different foods "feel" different. Like, if you eat Mexican food, you have Mexican farts. If you eat Chinese, you have Chinese farts... etc etc. It's like your other end can "taste" the food ghost, kind of like how your burps sometimes taste like the last thing you ate.
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 10:00 pm
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(November 3, 2016 at 9:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 8:11 pm)Jehanne Wrote: CL has managed to divert the topic of this thread, having originally diverted it in the first place!
Everything has been addressed already. I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said. I can just keep repeating myself, or I can talk about farts. The latter is more fun.
NO, Area 69 is MUCH more fun!!!
P.S. Join Us there, if you would like! We can all talk about farts together!!
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 10:07 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 9:50 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I can't speak from personal experience bc I have never farted in my life, but I have heard that the farts you have from different foods "feel" different. Like, if you eat Mexican food, you have Mexican farts. If you eat Chinese, you have Chinese farts... etc etc. It's like your other end can "taste" the food ghost, kind of like how your burps sometimes taste like the last thing you ate.
Sort of like this, you mean?
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 10:12 pm
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 10:45 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 10:00 pm)Jehanne Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 9:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Everything has been addressed already. I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said. I can just keep repeating myself, or I can talk about farts. The latter is more fun.
NO, Area 69 is MUCH more fun!!!
P.S. Join Us there, if you would like! We can all talk about farts together!!
Haha, I think A69 may not be the best place for me. We'll just have to talk about farts here.
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 3, 2016 at 10:58 pm
(November 3, 2016 at 9:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 8:11 pm)Jehanne Wrote: CL has managed to divert the topic of this thread, having originally diverted it in the first place!
Everything has been addressed already. I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said. I can just keep repeating myself, or I can talk about farts. The latter is more fun.
Omg, you crack me up! Lolol! 
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RE: Apparitions from heaven???
November 4, 2016 at 12:04 am
(November 3, 2016 at 9:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 8:11 pm)Jehanne Wrote: CL has managed to divert the topic of this thread, having originally diverted it in the first place!
Everything has been addressed already. I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said. I can just keep repeating myself, or I can talk about farts. The latter is more fun.
No, not everything. There are still a couple of original points you haven't addressed at all throughout this thread. And a few other points as well in the link I provided.
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