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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 16, 2016 at 10:51 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote: And now he wants to discuss how babies are made with our lovely Atheist women! What a creep.

Don't worry; I regularly type some pretty ghastly medical terms.  All I have to do is whisper sweet nothings like "bilateral orchiectomy" and his "papa parts" will enroll in the Witness Protection Program.   Big Grin
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 16, 2016 at 10:51 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote:
(November 16, 2016 at 6:21 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: I wish mariosep would fuck off and take his sock with him.

And now he wants to discuss how babies are made with our lovely Atheist women! What a creep.

Babies are made by fucking.  No gods involved.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Fortunately this is a fuck off option in your User CP, Tazzycorn. Just set MerryOldSod on Ignore. Since (s)he keeps to one thread I don't even bother. I only go to this thread when I feel like heaping some abuse on it.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 16, 2016 at 12:06 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(November 16, 2016 at 10:51 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote: And now he wants to discuss how babies are made with our lovely Atheist women! What a creep.

Don't worry; I regularly type some pretty ghastly medical terms.  All I have to do is whisper sweet nothings like "bilateral orchiectomy" and his "papa parts" will enroll in the Witness Protection Program.   Big Grin

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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 16, 2016 at 1:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 16, 2016 at 10:51 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote: And now he wants to discuss how babies are made with our lovely Atheist women! What a creep.

Babies are made by fucking.  No gods involved.

According to Pink Flamingos they are made with a turkey baster.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 16, 2016 at 3:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(November 16, 2016 at 1:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Babies are made by fucking.  No gods involved.

According to Pink Flamingos they are made with a turkey baster.

A Waters classic. And Divine...
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 15, 2016 at 6:56 pm)Mariosep Wrote: Please, do not evade answering the two items above.

So, I said I would only post on this thread to point and laugh.

The above sentence by Mariosep does  not deserve anything else but derision. He has spent 80 pages doing nothing else but evading.

So, here goes...


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You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 15, 2016 at 6:06 pm)Edward John Wrote: 100% Proof Jesus existed...

Great!  Now all you have to do is prove magic is real, Jesus was the best wizard ever, God is real, he is the same one the Bible talks about and Jesus was really his son and not some con man with no magical powers whatsoever who convinced primitive stupid people that not believing in magic was stupid.

THEN I would like you to show me that God can still do great miracles like he did over and over again in the Bible, multiple times in the lives of pretty much every major follower, but he just doesn't feel like it right now.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Dear Simon Moon, you have come back, so we can continue with our exchange.

And dear Astreja, thanks for responding to my invitation for us two to talk on God existing or not.


So, dear readers, you recall that Simon left but now he is back, for what purpose?

I will just ask Simon Moon whether he is still interested in the proper sense of causation, because he ascribes to molecules his causation into existence and life, not to his papa and mama; from my part I ascribe to his papa and mama his causation whereby he came into existence and life, and from this causation by his papa and mama I infer to the existence of a first and ultimate cause of the universe and man and everything with a beginning, which I call God.

Dear Simon Moon - and readers give careful attention to what he is going to say now, whether it is relevant or he is into irrelevancies to this thread from yours truly, which is about my proof for God existing - dear Simon Moon, what is the sense by which you ascribe causation of your existence and life not to your papa and mama, but to molecules?


Dear readers here, I notice all the time that atheists here are into hateful taboo of God and religion, in particular Christianism, why Christianism? because they come from it and now hate it and also hate God, owing to their fear of, watch out, here goes, HELL !!!!!

So, let us sit back and await the reaction of Simon to my thoughts on him and his hateful phobia, namely, in what sense of the word causation does he ascribe his causation into existence and life, not to his papa and mama, but to molecules?


Dear Astreja, you also speak from hateful taboo or phobia of God and Christianism because you fear HELL !!!!.

You know about hell from Christianism, but when you just think about God the concept of, namely, God in concept is first and foremost the creator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning, then tell me, does that concept of God include hell, the hell that you learned from your erstwhile religion, Christianism?


Dear reader, I am really waiting with bated breath to read the reactions of Simon and Astreja to this message of mine, will it be something rational and intelligent, or more hateful taboo, err, hateful phobia against Christianism and God?

Why hateful taboo or hateful phobia? Because Astreja and Simon they are afraid of hell which they learned from their erstwhile Christianism, and in compensation they resort to hate against Christianism and God, with their kind of exorcism, exorcism by hate; will it work for them?

No, they will get more and more hateful; my suggestion is for them to just go into the remainder of their earthly existence, practicing what is called in spiritual theology, holy indifference.

It is possible and many folks practice it, like when folks have a painful backache which their doctors could not help them to get rid of, they just learn to live with it, following the teachers of stoicism.


So, and forgive me, Astreja and Simon, just bear with the fear of hell which you learn from your erstwhile Christianism, but I tell you God in concept is first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

The logical thing with your fear of hell is not resorting to hate against Christianism and God, what about you just choose another religion where God is not hosting a hell for folks who don’t observe His commandments as taught by the masters of Christianism?


Okay, readers, let us wait with bated breath for the reactions of Simon and Astreja to this message from me to them, will it be more hate speech inspired by their fear of hell, or something founded on reason and intelligence?


Dear Astreja and Simon, I suggest you think on truths, facts, logic, and the history of ideas, to deal with your fear of hell.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
These forums are so inactive that a thread like this is allowed to keep going? There is no real atheist conversation here.Pathetic.
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