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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
Its the belief that Kurt Cobain is the second coming of Christ. Its for everyone. Christians, Muslims and Atheists and others. there really is no requirements other than to be good. Its not an institutionalized religion. The only thing that would be nice is to share it with others. Here is a video about it and evidence for it

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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
Smells like teen stupidity.
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A religion for atheists...

Okay then.
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Crap! And here was I thinkin JBrentonK was the second coming of Jebus!
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
Will Cobainites be wearing little gold shotguns round their necks?

I also find it a little ironic (and very stupid) that the Second Coming Of Jesus would front a band called 'Nirvana'.

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
Because we're all agreed that this is exactly what the world needs right now - another religion.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
I just updated the info. I didn't know you couldn't post videos about it here so i am sorry for not reading the rules first. I updated it in Text form of a spoiler tag so feel free to read if you like?

Quote: Will Cobainites be wearing little gold shotguns round their necks?
No. Because the song "Come as you are" says just be who you are.
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We'll set out chairs for as many cabainites that want to come to 12 Steppers . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
Do we have to pull a Hemingway or can we choose to die a natural death? Does the church provide a clean up crew if we do decide to go the whiney rich boy way?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
If Cobain is the savior, does that make Bob Mould and Grant Hart his John the Baptists? If that's the case, I'll stick with the forerunners, crying in the wilderness. Husker Du kicked Nirvana's asses and lived to tell of it.
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