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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 6:37 pm
From Paul's Epistle To The Injectians: 12:3-4 'And when the Lord moveth among you, let your voices praise him. And if thou ask politely, the Lamb of God will tie you off.'

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm
Would Kurt's spoon be like the new holy grail?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 27, 2016 at 6:03 am
(November 26, 2016 at 5:27 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 4:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: jesus as a junkie ?

it's already been thought of . . .

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Why does Jesus have one really short beef arm with a tattoo?

Because he's onky got one dumbell.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 27, 2016 at 7:17 am
I am better than Jesus. I used heroin and didn't blowed up my brains, altough the thought crossed my mind once or twice.

Other than that, I have 2 scribbled books written while the time I spent using all kind of drugs, but heroin was the thing for me. I can never publish those as they may well start a new religion.
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