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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:32 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm)Cobainism Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 2:18 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Oh Kurt Cobain is okay with that is he? I don't have to worry about offending the sensibilities of a lead-excavated pop star with my rampant anal sexing? WELL SO LONG AS KURT IS FINE WITH IT I GUESS THATS FINE BY ME BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT I MIGHT BE UPSETTING KURT FUCKING COBAIN

Which is why you can use Cobainism as evidence that homosexual wedding is ok in the church, mosque, temple or whichever religious institution you use. Kurt is fine aslong as you don't hurt anyone

I'm starting to think you need to hone your sense of humor. Hmmmm...
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:39 pm
Double anal is like smoking - if you don't inhale, it can't hurt you.

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#43
RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:40 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm)Cobainism Wrote: [...]Which is why you can use Cobainism as evidence that homosexual wedding is ok in the church, mosque, temple or whichever religious institution you use. Kurt is fine aslong as you don't hurt anyone

Oh, so Kurt is against BDSM? Well, f*ck that prude and his bigoted views on sexuality! Tongue
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#44
RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:44 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 2:40 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm)Cobainism Wrote: [...]Which is why you can use Cobainism as evidence that homosexual wedding is ok in the church, mosque, temple or whichever religious institution you use. Kurt is fine aslong as you don't hurt anyone

Oh, so Kurt is against BDSM? Well, f*ck that prude and his bigoted views on sexuality! Tongue

I mean in a non consent matter Tongue
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:44 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 2:50 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
(November 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm)Cobainism Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 2:18 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Oh Kurt Cobain is okay with that is he? I don't have to worry about offending the sensibilities of a lead-excavated pop star with my rampant anal sexing? WELL SO LONG AS KURT IS FINE WITH IT I GUESS THATS FINE BY ME BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT I MIGHT BE UPSETTING KURT FUCKING COBAIN

Which is why you can use Cobainism as evidence that homosexual wedding is ok in the church, mosque, temple or whichever religious institution you use. Kurt is fine aslong as you don't hurt anyone

Unless they're into that sort of thing...
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 3:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 3:26 pm by Cobainism.)
I also would recommend reading on his early life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain

Also her daughter Frances Bean Cobain is 1 year less older than me. I've always wondered how they would think if this became a mainstream religion when i think about it
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:24 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 2:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Double anal is like smoking - if you don't inhale, it can't hurt you.

Boru

Don't leave out the ladies, I'm sure double vaginal is fun too
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:36 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 4:36 pm by Faith No More.)
So Jesus came around a second time as a heroin addict just to blow his brains out? That's even dumber than his first plan.

Besides, everybody knows that Mike Patton is God.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:38 pm
jesus as a junkie ?

it's already been thought of . . .

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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 4:39 pm
looks like jesus might be cumming in that guys butt too . . .
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