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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 1:29 am
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I haven't had many dealings with staff individually as staff but I think they do a wonderful job. I dread to think what this (or any) forum would be like without moderators... overwhelmed with spam and whatever else, but I don't think in all the time I've been here that I've ever seen any spam... so that means it's all cleared up before I even get the chance to see it. So thank you reddies and greenies for tirelessly filtering the rule-breaking content of this site so much so that I've never seen what most of it even is 
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 10:52 am
(December 4, 2016 at 1:29 am)Emjay Wrote: I haven't had many dealings with staff individually as staff but I think they do a wonderful job. I dread to think what this (or any) forum would be like without moderators... overwhelmed with spam and whatever else, but I don't think in all the time I've been here that I've ever seen any spam... so that means it's all cleared up before I even get the chance to see it. So thank you reddies and greenies for tirelessly filtering the rule-breaking content of this site so much so that I've never seen what most of it even is
One of the perks of being a mod is we get to inflict various torments and indignities on the spammers that show up here.
You can't imagine the thrill of hearing a spammer begging for the blessed relief of death and yet know their punishments have scarcely begun.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 10:58 am
Sometimes vorlon gets dark.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 11:01 am
(December 4, 2016 at 12:47 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (December 4, 2016 at 12:41 am)Whateverist Wrote: That isn't going to work. You'll just hold out to get more shocks.
From the Sun-Herald:
It was Halloween, but the driver wasn’t in costume. In fact, he was naked, police say, with wires protruding from his penis. And he was summoning a stranger.
Police on Thursday released information about the incident and charged 56-year-old Kurt Jenkins with lewd and lascivious behavior, indecent exposure and resisting arrest without violence.
Jenkins, who cops said sported an electronic device on his penis, sexually propositioned a 41-year-old man after calling him over to his Toyota, according to the incident report.
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The man did not get into the car when Jenkins opened the door, police said. But he snapped a picture of the wired genitals to show officers responding to a 911 call.
Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/news/nation-wor...rylink=cpy
But should you be releasing your real name in the public forum, Kurt?
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 11:04 am
I keep bragging up electro-stim, and at least someone in Florida was paying attention.
The rest of you twits are missing out on some serious fun!
(not sure how anyone could electro-stim and drive at the same time though . . . . )
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 11:05 am
and I suppose you realize I've electro-stimmed some of the more attractive and hirsute spammers that we've netted here . . .
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 11:10 am
They should expect nothing less. They were spamming after all.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 11:33 am
(December 4, 2016 at 10:58 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Sometimes vorlon gets dark.
You say that like it's a bad thing. I keep telling you Steel, there is no greater joy in life than to watch as the cumulative energy of a thousand coruscating supernovae seeps into the atoms of those that have irked this fine forum, and eradicates them from existence, leaving only the echoes of their dying screams.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 11:39 am
(December 4, 2016 at 11:33 am)Iroscato Wrote: (December 4, 2016 at 10:58 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Sometimes vorlon gets dark.
You say that like it's a bad thing. I keep telling you Steel, there is no greater joy in life than to watch as the cumulative energy of a thousand coruscating supernovae seeps into the atoms of those that have irked this fine forum, and eradicates them from existence, leaving only the echoes of their dying screams.
There are always two, a dark lord and his apprentice. (Which one are you, Iroscato?)
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 4, 2016 at 12:14 pm
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(December 4, 2016 at 10:52 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (December 4, 2016 at 1:29 am)Emjay Wrote: I haven't had many dealings with staff individually as staff but I think they do a wonderful job. I dread to think what this (or any) forum would be like without moderators... overwhelmed with spam and whatever else, but I don't think in all the time I've been here that I've ever seen any spam... so that means it's all cleared up before I even get the chance to see it. So thank you reddies and greenies for tirelessly filtering the rule-breaking content of this site so much so that I've never seen what most of it even is
One of the perks of being a mod is we get to inflict various torments and indignities on the spammers that show up here.
You can't imagine the thrill of hearing a spammer begging for the blessed relief of death and yet know their punishments have scarcely begun.
Yes, I've heard disturbing rumours about these goings on. Deep below the sunken city of R'lyeh, in the very bowels of the forum there's a place... a place with no name... a place where CD slithers out of his tomb to at night, the Valkyrie brings her chainsaw, you bring your horn, and LP brings his... erm... furballs. A place where spammers and trolls and socks (oh my), spend their last miserable hours in this mortal coil in your company before being mercifully released to go and bother some other forum. We, loyal subjects at the mercy of the Red and Green Gods, only see the very tip of the iceberg of these poor souls' last hours in the bannings thread. 
Anyway, gotta go out... laters
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