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BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
#71
RE: BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 14, 2016 at 12:27 pm)Shell B Wrote: Yeah, she should totally just stick some candy in her vagina and then hand it out to the kids! That'll teach them.

Jesus.  I hadn't realized yet that this is actually what would qualify as a "prank" with that train of thought.  Nice catch.  Unnerving, but nice catch.
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#72
RE: BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 14, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Asmodee Wrote:
(December 13, 2016 at 9:39 pm)pool the great Wrote: Heh, yours is officially the worst place for boys to grow up if they are guaranteed to have their life ruined (that's 60+ years) over a stupid prank (that probably took 5 mins). Why can't the teacher just be an adult and prank them back? That way everyone's happy Tongue

20 bucks says that teacher is determined to make sure to ruin the kids reputation so bad they never make another dime in their lives. Fantastic Dodgy

Where are you from?  India?  It's not a "prank" when sexual miscreants victimize someone.  It's often a sign of deeper predatory issues.

Or... it's a sign of creativity which will later help these kids become well known scientists that'll change the entire way we look at our universe
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#73
RE: BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 14, 2016 at 1:23 pm)pool the great Wrote:
(December 14, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Where are you from?  India?  It's not a "prank" when sexual miscreants victimize someone.  It's often a sign of deeper predatory issues.

Or... it's a sign of creativity which will later help these kids become well known scientists that'll change the entire way we look at our universe

You can keep cumming in your own cookies.  When you do it to someone else it's a crime.
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#74
RE: BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 14, 2016 at 1:23 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(December 14, 2016 at 1:23 pm)pool the great Wrote: Or... it's a sign of creativity which will later help these kids become well known scientists that'll change the entire way we look at our universe

You can keep cumming in your own cookies.  When you do it to someone else it's a crime.

Oh c'mon! But I really like cum in my cookies!! (others should too)
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#75
BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 13, 2016 at 2:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: why bother charging at all?

tell teach to STFU and enjoy her adulterated cupcake


It doesn't look so bad now does it?

NSFW

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#76
RE: BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 14, 2016 at 1:23 pm)pool the great Wrote:
(December 14, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Where are you from?  India?  It's not a "prank" when sexual miscreants victimize someone.  It's often a sign of deeper predatory issues.

Or... it's a sign of creativity which will later help these kids become well known scientists that'll change the entire way we look at our universe

All right.  It sometimes takes me a while, but I eventually realize when my chain is being yanked.
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#77
RE: BTW, that's gang rape, not misdemeanor assault
(December 14, 2016 at 1:46 pm)Asmodee Wrote:
(December 14, 2016 at 1:23 pm)pool the great Wrote: Or... it's a sign of creativity which will later help these kids become well known scientists that'll change the entire way we look at our universe

All right.  It sometimes takes me a while, but I eventually realize when my chain is being yanked.

Why would you think that? I was simply explaining how where my house is situated in the earth is clearly relevant to whether the act for which the kids are going to be punished for was a stupid prank or a high level crime deserving of punishment that'll last a lifetime..
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