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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
(December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Enjoy Ladies.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21...king-Night

Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey.  I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
And men just do not understand how often one has to pee when there's a baby sitting on one's bladder, especially when one is being jiggled by travel.  Do you think Joseph cheerfully stopped every 15 minutes for a potty break, heaving Mary on and off the donkey with nary a complaint?  I mean, he didn't even get the fun of the conception.  That had to have had an effect on his equanimity during the pregnancy.

Here's the thing; people are much softer now than they were then, Let's using boxing as an example.

It used to be that people fought bare-knuckled for upwards of 180+ rounds, a knock down signaled the end of a round.... so basically a person would be knocked down many, many times with out ever being knocked out.

Compare that to today's fighters...

I've always told you guys that we devolve, not evolve.
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#12
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
Yes, because beating the tar our of each other is the epitome of human purpose.

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#13
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No one said anything about purpose, the point being made is that humans aren't cut from the same cloth as the used to be...
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(December 26, 2016 at 2:06 am)Huggy74 Wrote: No one said anything about purpose, the point being made is that humans aren't cut from the same cloth as the used to be...

... if beating the snot out of each other is your metric.

Me, I think it's a good case for cultural evolution that we don't engage in such stupidity. As for biological evolution, you'd have to make the case that we're actually incapable of such antics due to the mutation of our genotype in order to support your point that we've devolved. And the change in alleles over time is the metric for evolution -- or de-evolution, for that matter.

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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
(December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Enjoy Ladies.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21...king-Night

Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey.  I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
And men just do not understand how often one has to pee when there's a baby sitting on one's bladder, especially when one is being jiggled by travel.  Do you think Joseph cheerfully stopped every 15 minutes for a potty break, heaving Mary on and off the donkey with nary a complaint?  I mean, he didn't even get the fun of the conception.  That had to have had an effect on his equanimity during the pregnancy.

If Mary got 'shafted' then it seems that Joseph did get the fun of the conception! *rimshot*
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(December 26, 2016 at 1:15 am)Huggy74 Wrote: I've always told you guys that we devolve, not evolve.


By saying this one sees how ignorant you are about evolution. The only way we could "devolve" was if time went backwards.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
(December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Enjoy Ladies.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21...king-Night

Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey.  I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
And men just do not understand how often one has to pee when there's a baby sitting on one's bladder, especially when one is being jiggled by travel.  Do you think Joseph cheerfully stopped every 15 minutes for a potty break, heaving Mary on and off the donkey with nary a complaint?  I mean, he didn't even get the fun of the conception.  That had to have had an effect on his equanimity during the pregnancy.

Well, they will say tjat carrying the son and father at the same time by work of the holy ghost, she had super magical powers? Wow, this stuff is easy.
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
(December 26, 2016 at 9:11 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(December 26, 2016 at 1:15 am)Huggy74 Wrote: I've always told you guys that we devolve, not evolve.


By saying this one sees how ignorant you are about evolution. The only way we could "devolve" was if time went backwards.

 Rolleyes
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#19
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
(December 26, 2016 at 2:06 am)Huggy74 Wrote: No one said anything about purpose, the point being made is that humans aren't cut from the same cloth as the used to be...

Actually, bare knuckle fighting is safer, in terms of head trauma, than boxing with gloves and hand wraps. Don't believe me? Go and risk breaking your hand on some asshole's skull with each blow and get back to me on how eager you are to flail away at his head, versus using precise jab/cross combinations to the face while focusing most attention on body shots, which is what most decent bare knuckle fighters do.

I'd say that modern-era boxers who willfully absorb blow after blow to the head have nothing to fear in comparison with their bare-knuckle counterparts, if we are talking about courage or toughness. Sense and a decent respect for one's health, on the other hand . . .
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#20
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
I do not "visit xtian forums" because then I would just be another troll like you.  Besides, how many sanctimonious cunts do you think I can stand to be around?

(December 25, 2016 at 1:06 pm)purplepurpose Wrote:
(December 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why do you feel the need to prop up your bullshit?  It is the 21st century.  Gods are obsolete.  Get with the program, son.

Who made you an authority to decide what is obsolete and what is not? Its only your opinion and it isn't perfect.

Your bullshit is dying in the west.  Maybe you can move to Africa where the fucking pope thinks that no condoms are the answer to all their problems?
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