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[1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
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Oh yeah, he's multitalentless.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (January 27, 2017 at 4:46 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:(January 26, 2017 at 6:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Does that mean I have to climb all the way to heaven, just to have a pint with ol'Stimbo?
I hope so. We can share a drink over the severed head of the entity formerly known as "God". And Jordan can happily wank away to his heart's content.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
@Jordan
I do not give two dry shits about your opinion of me. I have been judged by far better than you. Do you honestly think some whiney little shit on the internet even appears on my radar? You don't know the first thing about me or my life other than how I present myself to you, and that is precisely the way it stays. I only open up to those whom I consider friends; and son, you will never make the cut. Now, fuck off and haunt someone else.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Cool article (original post).
Well thought out.  
Lel
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 29, 2017 at 3:06 am
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2017 at 3:16 am by %mindless_detector%.)
(January 29, 2017 at 1:34 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(January 29, 2017 at 12:42 am)%mindless_detector% Wrote: Cool article (original post). There are 6 of us on the compound. Will you ban us all? If you do, we will shut this site down, for 4 months, starting from march. (That is, if we observe/follow the rules, but are banned regardless)  RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 29, 2017 at 4:13 am
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2017 at 4:14 am by robvalue.)
Wow, threats now? We don't buy their garbage so they throw the dummy out the pram?
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