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[1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Nice to know that you can be incomprehensible on multiple websites.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Oh yeah, he's multitalentless.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 27, 2017 at 4:46 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 26, 2017 at 6:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote:


It appears that your mind is but a waste.

Ironically, your brain roughly carries 10^16 to 10^18 synaptic operations per second, and thusly, you are perhaps 'God bound'.

Does that mean I have to climb all the way to heaven, just to have a pint with ol'Stimbo?
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
I hope so. We can share a drink over the severed head of the entity formerly known as "God". And Jordan can happily wank away to his heart's content.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
@Jordan

I do not give two dry shits about your opinion of me. I have been judged by far better than you. Do you honestly think some whiney little shit on the internet even appears on my radar?

You don't know the first thing about me or my life other than how I present myself to you, and that is precisely the way it stays. I only open up to those whom I consider friends; and son, you will never make the cut.

Now, fuck off and haunt someone else.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Cool article (original post).
Well thought out.
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 29, 2017 at 12:42 am)%mindless_detector% Wrote: Cool article (original post).
Well thought out.

It's really awesome when they make it this easy.
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Lel
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 29, 2017 at 1:34 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 12:42 am)%mindless_detector% Wrote: Cool article (original post).
Well thought out.

It's really awesome when they make it this easy.

There are 6 of us on the compound.
Will you ban us all?

If you do, we will shut this site down, for 4 months, starting from march. (That is, if we observe/follow the rules, but are banned regardless)
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Wow, threats now? We don't buy their garbage so they throw the dummy out the pram?
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