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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 6:22 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One absolutely no one will get.
So obscure I'm surprised I remember it.
"I fart in your general direction!"
That's Carry On Camping.
And from one of my favourite films of all time:
"Nobody's perfect!"
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 6:39 pm
"NOOO!....What's in the booooox? ...What's in the FUCKING BOX??!"
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 6:46 pm
Se7en.
Boru
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 7:14 pm
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After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda, almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident.
I want really big tits, out to here, so the audience can see 'em get all cut up and crushed on the dashboard.
Did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these sex acts as though they were traffic accidents?
Spit out your gum. I don't want it going up my urethra.
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 4:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quote:"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.".
All I remember is that it's from a Vietnam war movie.
Full Metal Jacket?
Ya got it. "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine."
Do you remember what Pyle names his?
Bang Bang!
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: All I remember is that it's from a Vietnam war movie.
Full Metal Jacket?
Ya got it. "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine."
Do you remember what Pyle names his?
Bang Bang!
No, I barely remember the movie. I just remembered them chanting that while walking in circles and the drill instructor being shot.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Ya got it. "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine."
Do you remember what Pyle names his?
Bang Bang!
No, I barely remember the movie. I just remembered them chanting that while walking in circles and the drill instructor being shot.
No recollection of "me so horny, me love you long time"? hehehehe
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 8:25 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: No, I barely remember the movie. I just remembered them chanting that while walking in circles and the drill instructor being shot.
No recollection of "me so horny, me love you long time"? hehehehe
You were there when that Irish guy flashed me a few weeks back??
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: No recollection of "me so horny, me love you long time"? hehehehe
You were there when that Irish guy flashed me a few weeks back??
LOL!!!!!!
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 8:31 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aroura Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 1:22 am)Astreja Wrote: Quote: "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning." I really don't know that one. Not a clue, no bells are ringing. 
The full quote:
Quote: "Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning."
"Good Lord! So it famous is!"
"Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor."
"Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!"
Two more quotes from the same movie:
Quote:"Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!"
and
Quote:"Where you been, eh? You been up at that temple again, ain't ya? You're as bad as your sister, coming home from work all hours and all colors. "
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