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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
#41
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 4, 2017 at 11:52 am)Joshua martin pryce Wrote: thats the most stupid thing ive heard in a long time. god isnt responsible for peoples actions, people are. god doenst hate the sinner he hates the sin. god doesnt hate gay people, he just disapproves of what you do as a gay person.

Please explain why god is offended by 'sin'.
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#42
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 4, 2017 at 11:52 am)Joshua martin pryce Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?

thats the most stupid thing ive heard in a long time. god isnt responsible for peoples actions, people are. god doenst hate the sinner he hates the sin. god doesnt hate gay people, he just disapproves of what you do as a gay person.

I really do hate it when I waste my time giving kudos to old as fuck posts. Before you post something, check yo self! If it's dead, let it be. Also, you'll see a warning that it's old and impotent. Don't try to fondle it.
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#43
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 4, 2017 at 11:52 am)Joshua martin pryce Wrote: thats the most stupid thing ive heard in a long time. god isnt responsible for peoples actions, people are. god doenst hate the sinner he hates the sin. god doesnt hate gay people, he just disapproves of what you do as a gay person.

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Yeah - stone that sin out of them! Don't worry, they'll soon get better...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#44
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
My Gawd is NOT gay! Yew take that back right now...yew SEENNERS!  
How dare y'all cawl the Livin' Gawd a homo-sexshul! Ya'll atheists are the homo-sexshuls!

Doin' the homo-sex as we speak...I'd reckon. Angry
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#45
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 4, 2017 at 7:41 pm)Thena323 Wrote: My Gawd is NOT gay! Yew take that back right now...yew SEENNERS!  
How dare y'all cawl the Livin' Gawd a homo-sexshul! Ya'll atheists are the homo-sexshuls!

Doin' the homo-sex as we speak...I'd reckon. Angry

Any sex would be good.
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#46
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 4, 2017 at 7:53 pm)HairyCyclist Wrote: Any sex would be good.

Find yerself a nice church gal, and lay with her...once y'all have entered the bonds of Holy matrimony, of course.
Steer clear of her BOOTY-HOLE...this is important!

Then multiply. And bring forth a righteous soldier fer the Lord's Army, son.
It's the only way.
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#47
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
Well it seems like it is time to give a little lesson here, one l thought someone would have known, but hey if you did then you could not have poked fun at Christianity.
7 in the scriptures represents completeness, it is connected with perfection it is a running theme throughout the scriptures. So how does this apply to this thread, well the natural rainbow has 7 visible colors this is the perfect bow God set in the sky as a covenant to remind us that there would never be another global flood.
Now the number 6 is a representative of incompleteness and associated with Satan, it is a number of unworthyness. Yep, you've guessed it the gay pride flag only has six of the seven colors and I'm sure l do not have to go into detail about what that means for the LGBT movement do l.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 7, 2017 at 7:13 am)Godschild Wrote: Well it seems like it is time to give a little lesson here, one l thought someone would have known, but hey if you did then you could not have poked fun at Christianity.
7 in the scriptures represents completeness, it is connected with perfection it is a running theme throughout the scriptures. So how does this apply to this thread, well the natural rainbow has 7 visible colors this is the perfect bow God set in the sky as a covenant to remind us that there would never be another global flood.
Now the number 6 is a representative of incompleteness and associated with Satan, it is a number of unworthyness. Yep, you've guessed it the gay pride flag only has six of the seven colors and I'm sure l do not have to go into detail about what that means for the LGBT movement do l.

GC

Yes you do, please carry on.
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#49
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 7, 2017 at 7:43 am)HairyCyclist Wrote:
(March 7, 2017 at 7:13 am)Godschild Wrote:


Yes you do, please carry on.

I do not hate the people of the LGBT movement, so there is no sense in bashing the people. I do despise what the movement stands for and against. Now that is said enough is said.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#50
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(March 7, 2017 at 7:13 am)Godschild Wrote: Well it seems like it is time to give a little lesson here, one l thought someone would have known, but hey if you did then you could not have poked fun at Christianity.
7 in the scriptures represents completeness, it is connected with perfection it is a running theme throughout the scriptures. So how does this apply to this thread, well the natural rainbow has 7 visible colors this is the perfect bow God set in the sky as a covenant to remind us that there would never be another global flood.
Now the number 6 is a representative of incompleteness and associated with Satan, it is a number of unworthyness. Yep, you've guessed it the gay pride flag only has six of the seven colors and I'm sure l do not have to go into detail about what that means for the LGBT movement do l.

GC

There is more than one flag used by the LGBT movement. The seven color flag (God's Official Rainbow Flag), an eight colored flag with an added hot pink stripe, and the six colored flag which GC thinks proves something numerologically. There are others too.
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