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Candy that is a crime against humanity.
#21
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
Hahahaha!!
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#22
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 5:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Most candy is disgusting. I looove chocolate and desserts, but candy is gross.

(April 14, 2017 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: What the fuck is up with "Peeps"? That shit is nasty.

CANDY CORN, fuck that, I'd rather be waterboarded.

Peppermint. Not so bad if you don't leave them out for decades. I see that shit everywhere, why don't simply say, "I want to pretend to be nice but really I am saying "fuck you".

Christmas fruitcake. JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME.

Butterscotch, NO FUCKING SCOTCH IN IT. 

Butterfinger candy bar? Seriously, how fucked up are your taste buds?

I swear all that shit above should be banned from the planet.

What candies do you barf at the thought of?

I've never had fruit cake, but everything else you mentioned is puke, with the exception of peppermint for freshening the breath after a dinner out.

I hate candy canes. But peppermint is OK when it isn't left out for 13.8 billion years and tastes as old as the big bang itself. I do notice that businesses in general leave them out FAR TO FUCKING LONG.

(April 14, 2017 at 9:57 am)Aegon Wrote: I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who likes candy corn...

This is the second time I have quoted this post. While I cant ever bring myself to like candy corn, I do have empathy for the underdog. You be you, and that is all that matters. When I bash candy corn I also have to remember how much others here love ABBA.  Tongue
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#23
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 9:57 am)Aegon Wrote: I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who likes candy corn...

If you eat candy corn and salted peanuts at the same time they taste like a Payday bar.

I used to like jelly beans but lately some of the flavors taste like scented shampoo. There is some awful detergent/soap additive they are using as flavoring. If you really want to gag eat a buttered popcorn flavor Jelly Belly.
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#24
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:57 am)Aegon Wrote: I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who likes candy corn...

If you eat candy corn and salted peanuts at the same time they taste like a Payday bar.

I used to like jelly beans but lately some of the flavors taste like scented shampoo. There is some awful detergent/soap additive they are using as flavoring. If you really want to gag eat a buttered popcorn flavor Jelly Belly.

I don't hate jelly beans either, but yea, it depends, I have run into the same smell, taste depending that I have with chocolates that end up tasting as if someone pepper sprayed you with an expensive Elisabeth Taylor perfume sold at Macy's.

I think any product, be it candy or car sells on "feel good" and quick satisfaction.
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#25
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
Candy corn is nasty, but those pumpkin things are worse since they are made of the same shit and are BIGGER.
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#26
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
Good n Plenty. Those things are nasty. Black licorice is just an abomonination.

And if you don't eat Peeps stale, you aren't eating them right.

(April 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:57 am)Aegon Wrote: I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who likes candy corn...

If you eat candy corn and salted peanuts at the same time they taste like a Payday bar.

I used to like jelly beans but lately some of the flavors taste like scented shampoo. There is some awful detergent/soap additive they are using as flavoring. If you really want to gag eat a buttered popcorn flavor Jelly Belly.

No..nothing is worse than Botts Every Flavor Beans.
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#27
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 8:51 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Good n Plenty. Those things are nasty. Black licorice is just an abomonination.

And if you don't eat Peeps stale, you aren't eating them right.

(April 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If you eat candy corn and salted peanuts at the same time they taste like a Payday bar.

I used to like jelly beans but lately some of the flavors taste like scented shampoo. There is some awful detergent/soap additive they are using as flavoring. If you really want to gag eat a buttered popcorn flavor Jelly Belly.

No..nothing is worse than Botts Every Flavor Beans.

If you eat Peeps and like them, there are natural explanations as to why.

1. Your parents dropped you on your head when you were a kid.
2. You bumped your head too many times playing sports growing up.
3. You have a birth defect.
4. Or flat out you are the evil spawn of Satan.

Said the hypocritical ABBA fan.
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#28
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
Lol none of those apply to me.

It a freaking marshmallow covered in colored sugar.

What have you got against marshmallows?
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#29
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Lol none of those apply to me.

It a freaking marshmallow covered in colored sugar.

What have you got against marshmallows?

I never got into marshmallows, I really didn't like them, too sweet too over the top. I'll take a Swiss Toblerone chocolate bar over marshmallows any day.

And marshmallows are fucking white, bigoted and never shut up until they are covered by dark crackers. When the marshmallows adapt dark tone crackers everyone suddenly loves them.
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#30
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 10:00 am)Longhorn Wrote: Licorice. *shudder*

Licorice is my very favorite candy!
Anyone ever had hoarhound candy? It rocks.

Speaking of, Rick candy. The crystal stuff is just sugar pops, and the ones that look like actual rocks are terribly bitter fake chocolate.

I hate laffy taffy, that shit is like flavored plastic. Actually, I find most taffy, even fresh saltwater taffy is gross. Twizzlers are also like flavored plastic, gross.
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