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Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
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Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
CNN article here.

To sum up:

A 31-year-old Texas man got a tattoo of a cross and hands praying with the phrase "Jesus is my Life" beneath it on his right leg. Just five days after getting the tattoo, he went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico (I don't have any tattoos, but according to the article 1) getting a new tattoo wet for a long period of time is a no-no-, 2) swimming with a new tattoo is a big no-no, and 3) swimming in a natural body of water with a new tattoo is a very very big no-no). He soon developed an infection, causing his leg to swell and ultimately rupture, and his condition was worsened by chronic liver disease from alcohol abuse. He began "aggressive rehabilitation" but after two months succumbed to septic shock.

I am sad to see anyone die for stupid painful reasons. But, it should go without saying... in the end... it turned out to be the case that...

How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
(June 5, 2017 at 11:04 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: CNN article here.

To sum up:

A 31-year-old Texas man got a tattoo of a cross and hands praying with the phrase "Jesus is my Life" beneath it on his right leg. Just five days after getting the tattoo, he went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico (I don't have any tattoos, but according to the article 1) getting a new tattoo wet for a long period of time is a no-no-, 2) swimming with a new tattoo is a big no-no, and 3) swimming in a natural body of water with a new tattoo is a very very big no-no). He soon developed an infection, causing his leg to swell and ultimately rupture, and his condition was worsened by chronic liver disease from alcohol abuse. He began "aggressive rehabilitation" but after two months succumbed to septic shock.

I am sad to see anyone die for stupid painful reasons. But, it should go without saying... in the end... it turned out to be the case that...


Or you could say that

however you want to spin it
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#3
RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
Oh my lawrd this is so sad, but funny. I'm so sorry, momma, for laughing at this! I swear I feel guilty about it, ma!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
(June 5, 2017 at 11:07 am)Valyza1 Wrote:
(June 5, 2017 at 11:04 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: CNN article here.

To sum up:

A 31-year-old Texas man got a tattoo of a cross and hands praying with the phrase "Jesus is my Life" beneath it on his right leg.  Just five days after getting the tattoo, he went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico (I don't have any tattoos, but according to the article 1) getting a new tattoo wet for a long period of time is a no-no-, 2) swimming with a new tattoo is a big no-no, and 3) swimming in a natural body of water with a new tattoo is a very very big no-no).  He soon developed an infection, causing his leg to swell and ultimately rupture, and his condition was worsened by chronic liver disease from alcohol abuse.  He began "aggressive rehabilitation" but after two months succumbed to septic shock.

I am sad to see anyone die for stupid painful reasons.  But, it should go without saying... in the end... it turned out to be the case that...


Or you could say that

however you want to spin it

Clap If we're going to go down that philosophical path, we might as well all just drive everywhere at 100 mph without seatbelts because, hey, if we die, JESUS SAVES even if our brains are splattered all over the sidewalk
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
Jesus is also apparently his death.
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RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
That would be a truly shitty way to die.
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#7
RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
apparently he was a member of the wrong church

too bad, so sad
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
(June 5, 2017 at 11:21 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:
(June 5, 2017 at 11:07 am)Valyza1 Wrote: Or you could say that

however you want to spin it

Clap If we're going to go down that philosophical path, we might as well all just drive everywhere at 100 mph without seatbelts because, hey, if we die, JESUS SAVES even if our brains are splattered all over the sidewalk

Because it's not as though Christianity makes any distinction between intentional and non-intentional death or anything
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RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
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Post by Shai Hulud.
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RE: Man Dies after "Jesus is my Life" Tattoo Infected
I don't understand why people are laughing at this.
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