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Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
#11
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
Hey everybody is entitled to their own Jesus, as many people as many Jesuses.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#12
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
(June 14, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Hey everybody is entitled to their own Jesus, as many people as many Jesuses.

You're making the One True Jesus cry.


And ponder your eternal infinite and diabolical torments and tortures in HELL !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#13
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
(June 14, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Hey everybody is entitled to their own Jesus, as many people as many Jesuses.

That would make "Jesus fucking Christ" a lot easier.  Tongue
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#14
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
And The Nazis Strike Back.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/jesus-ne...supremacy/

Quote:‘Jesus never complained about racism’: Richard Spencer blasts Southern Baptists for opposition of white supremacy

Quote: Richard Spencer‏Verified account @RichardBSpencer

Richard Spencer Retweeted CNN Breaking News
Jesus never complained about "racism." Paul enjoined slaves to return to their masters. Have these fundies ever read their Bibles?

Actually he has a point.  Can't argue with either of those.
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#15
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
Jesus as the son of the Jewish deity sent in fulfilment of Jewish law and Jewish prophecy to perfect the Jewish faith with the help of 12 Jewish disciples for the Jewish people was totally oblivious to all other races from the Amalekites to the Zoroastrians.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
(June 15, 2017 at 10:31 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Jesus as the son of the Jewish deity sent in fulfilment of Jewish law and Jewish prophecy to perfect the Jewish faith with the help of 12 Jewish disciples for the Jewish people was totally oblivious to all other races from the Amalekites to the Zoroastrians.

Yet the Jews themselves do not accept Jesus as their savior.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#17
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Jesus kinda fubared, dint he ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
Jesus didn't exist until 1630 when two Dutch con men made him up. They got sued for printing bad Bibles and the name Jesus was used once in the lawsuit. People liked the name and it's been used ever since.
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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
glad that has been cleared up at last
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
Here's an article for those who think Jesus existed 2,000 years ago = https://www.quora.com/If-the-letter-J-wa...-years-ago
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