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The theory of evolution HOAX
#61
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Let's be honest: feathered Dinosaurs were found.
God might've taught humans how to be "humans" over thousands of generation. I don't see it being that wrong.

First generation was so close to monkeys.
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#62
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 12:49 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Let's be honest: feathered Dinosaurs were found.
God might've taught humans how to be "humans" over thousands of generation. I don't see it being that wrong.

First generation was so close to monkeys.

Then he did a shit job and is unworthy of being called a supreme or perfect being.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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#63
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 12:49 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Let's be honest: feathered Dinosaurs were found.
God might've taught humans how to be "humans" over thousands of generation. I don't see it being that wrong.

First generation was so close to monkeys.

First generation was monkeys, with a tiny variation. God didn't teach them shit.
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#64
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 10:04 am)Little Rik Wrote: I am just glowing in amazement to see how all of you are wrong.  Tiger

Creation is there of course but this creation need an evolution of the consciousness so creation and evolution of the individual go hand in hand.

God created the 5 fundamental factors first (space, air, energy, water and matter) and from here it is needed
a constant evolution to turn these factors into plants, animals and human beings but fools and dreamers don't get it. Shake Fist

Please, Ricky.  One moron per thread is more than enough.  Sit back down and wait to be called.
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#65
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 10:23 am)Khemikal Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 3:12 am)Alex K Wrote: Hrhr are you for real.

You are a bad bad Catholic: the popes disagree with what you write. Need I say more?
Then the pope is a bad catholic.  Wouldn't be the first time.
(August 15, 2017 at 3:15 am)Tizheruk Wrote: True the Catholic church clearly accepts evolution . Thou not officially. It's pretty clear .


No, it doesn't - their position on the matter is official and crystal clear.  Vatican 1 infallibly declared that all must confess that everything was created by god out of nothing.  Further-

Quote:Scripture presents the work of the Creator symbolically as a succession of six days of divine ‘work,’ concluded by the ‘rest’ of the seventh day
CCC337

Quote:Nothing exists that does not owe its existence to God the Creator. The world began when God's word drew it out of nothingness; all existent beings, all of nature, and all human history are rooted in this primordial event, the very genesis by which the world was constituted and time begun.
CCC338

Quote:The account of the fall in Genesis 3 uses figurative language, but affirms a primeval event, a deed that took place at the beginning of the history of man. Revelation gives us the certainty of faith that the whole of human history is marked by the original fault freely committed by our first parents.
CCC390

A catholic must read genesis as a real history, they cannot deny that god created everything, nor can they deny that we all descend from just two, specially created, human beings - adam and eve, whose sin follows us through heredity and provides the very reason for the existence of christ and the church.  

I've said it before, I'll say it again - the church emphatically does not accept evolution...they just mouth the words to get science and their own incredulous followers off their nuts.  To accept evolutionary biology is to reject the very foundation of the catholic faith, it's official dogma, and it's infallible decrees.  


Catholic_Lady just recently said she accepted evolution albeit as one of God's divine schemes of course.  I say that still counts.

(August 15, 2017 at 10:39 am)Khemikal Wrote: No, Rik..... plants, animals, and humans (redundant - we're animals) do -not- evolve.  Populations evolve - not individual representatives.  

You're welcome.


Not Rik, he's a special snow flake.
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#66
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 2:08 am)pabsta Wrote: Thought I would throw this in the shark tank too in case people haven't heard of it.

The more I watch people post nonsense about human beings "evolving" the more nauseous I get. The theory of evolution has Been proven impossible repeatedly over the years, yet people in this forum cling to it anyway because without it the only plausible alternative is creation, and that of course is unthinkable. In case you haven't heard of it, there is a global organization of creation scientists that has been around since the 1960s and their website is:

https://creationresearch.org

As you will see this global organization has a ton of articles from its scientists available for download which absolutely DESTROY the theory of evolution. Let's see, I wonder what the excuses will be now on why we should dismiss the findings of all of these scientists????


Oh please...


You're probably too dense to understand this, but if evolution were to be proven wrong tomorrow (it won't be, it's an observed fact, by the way), that in itself would not offer a shred of evidence that your god is responsible for the variety of life.

You have to prove your case, not attempt to disprove evolution.

There is zero evidence that we are a product of a god. All evidence points to the variety of life on earth being a result of natural processes.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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#67
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
I am not an atheist because evolution is a thing.


I am an atheist because god isn't.



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#68
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 1:31 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Catholic_Lady just recently said she accepted evolution albeit as one of God's divine schemes of course.  I say that still counts.
Which isn't evolution, it would be intelligent design....but even then cannot possibly refer to human beings without being flatly heretical.

Granted, it';s not her fault that the church speaks out of both sides of it;s mouth on this issue - but she -did- decide to accept their doublespeak uncritically. I have no idea why you or anyone else would, though.
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#69
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 1:31 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 10:23 am)Khemikal Wrote: Then the pope is a bad catholic.  Wouldn't be the first time.

No, it doesn't - their position on the matter is official and crystal clear.  Vatican 1 infallibly declared that all must confess that everything was created by god out of nothing.  Further-

CCC337

CCC338

CCC390

A catholic must read genesis as a real history, they cannot deny that god created everything, nor can they deny that we all descend from just two, specially created, human beings - adam and eve, whose sin follows us through heredity and provides the very reason for the existence of christ and the church.  

I've said it before, I'll say it again - the church emphatically does not accept evolution...they just mouth the words to get science and their own incredulous followers off their nuts.  To accept evolutionary biology is to reject the very foundation of the catholic faith, it's official dogma, and it's infallible decrees.  


Catholic_Lady just recently said she accepted evolution albeit as one of God's divine schemes of course.  I say that still counts.

(August 15, 2017 at 10:39 am)Khemikal Wrote: No, Rik..... plants, animals, and humans (redundant - we're animals) do -not- evolve.  Populations evolve - not individual representatives.  

You're welcome.


Not Rik, he's a special snow flake.

Yes, Kem is wrong of course. I learned about evolution in catholic school science class, and the past several popes have all approved of it as an acceptable view for Catholics to have. And of course, there's the little detail that the man who first presented the big bang theory was a catholic priest who was also a scientist.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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#70
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 1:58 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: And of course, there's the little detail that the man who first presented the big bang theory was a catholic priest who was also a scientist.

. . . which speaks to his ability as a scientist and does absolutely nothing to prop up any of the claims of Christian doctrine. That he was able to simultaneously juggle the notion of an expanding universe with the belief in a miraculously resurrected Jewish God/man is a question for psychologists.
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