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I've found God?
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 (August 21, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:(August 21, 2017 at 1:47 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Love the believer, hate the belief. What do you want, a lollipop?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 21, 2017 at 4:20 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 5:21 am)ScienceAf Wrote:(August 21, 2017 at 5:16 am)chimp3 Wrote: I would defend your right to worship whatever Sky Fairy you choose. Please keep your gods out of the voting booth and our schools. I can prove that trans- people exist. Your comparison is faulty.  (August 21, 2017 at 4:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(August 21, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: ??? and yet you give kudos to this here. As long as it's not a sugar-free DumDum. I hate those.  (August 21, 2017 at 3:36 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: ...Consider a few of the following list of former atheists: This argument is so lame, I doubt the NHS has enough crutches to keep the thing up.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Thread Title: I've found God?
Thread content: I think I probably believe in god, even though I don't know which one it might be, and I happen to think it's probably most similar to the god that I happen to know the most about because of where I was born and raised. Interesting, but unconvincing. If you actually find that fucker, you tell him he owes me a lot of time and money, and I expect him to give me those things using his magic.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com  RE: I've found God?
August 21, 2017 at 7:21 pm
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Oh hello Redbeard! Haven't seen you in forever!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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August 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 4:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(August 21, 2017 at 5:21 am)ScienceAf Wrote: Yes, but I wish you do not disrespect my god, the same way i call people who dont identify as male or female whatever they want out of respect, however, like you, i would not want to bring those kind of things to the booth or schools I really do hope you can prove we exist. I'd hate to disappear in a puff of skepticism. Now that would be fucking ironic...
A Gemma is forever.
Yay, Redbeard! Where've you been hiding, shipmate?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 21, 2017 at 7:59 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm)Gemini Wrote:(August 21, 2017 at 4:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I can prove that trans- people exist. Your comparison is faulty. True ... it's be a shame if the military went broke because of a figment of our imaginations. And heyas Red, 'tsup?
Greetings
 I lurk sometimes.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com |
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