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Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit

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Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
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Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
August 26, 2017 at 12:04 pm
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
August 26, 2017 at 12:07 pm
Shock and dismay swept across my face!
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
August 26, 2017 at 12:38 pm
Openly worshipping Mammon since the 1960s and they're just figuring it out now ??
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
August 26, 2017 at 1:13 pm
A money-grubbing preacher? Who'da thunk it?

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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
August 26, 2017 at 1:26 pm
If that's the only revelation it's not really a "tell all" book. More like a "this is so obvious" book.
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
September 2, 2017 at 12:15 pm
Fuck, now I'm going to have to write a tell all book about Joel Osteen.

Spoilers: He cares more about money than Jesus too.
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
September 2, 2017 at 12:48 pm
So was Falwell, so is Graham so is Hinn, so is Osteen. Megachurches are a business. Sell a utopia and you can pick pocket.
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
September 2, 2017 at 12:52 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 12:15 pm)Divinity Wrote: Fuck, now I'm going to have to write a tell all book about Joel Osteen.

Spoilers: He cares more about money than Jesus too.

He takes care of his flock, they're getting along swimmingly.
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
September 2, 2017 at 12:59 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 12:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 2, 2017 at 12:15 pm)Divinity Wrote: Fuck, now I'm going to have to write a tell all book about Joel Osteen.

Spoilers: He cares more about money than Jesus too.

He takes care of his flock, they're getting along swimmingly.

I like what Hitchens said about Falwell upon his death, "If you gave that man an enema you could bury him in a matchbox."

"Flock" was another word he hated. He equated that to treating humans like farm animals to be fleeced or slaughtered. But the truth of antiquity, and not just in monotheism, unless you were part of the warrior/ruling class, you were a "subject" basically the property of that ruling family so yea, a "flock".

Mega preachers do "take care" of their flock, which is why they live in huge mansions while their followers cant pay their bills.
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RE: Tell All Book Says Pat Robertson Full of Shit
September 4, 2017 at 1:44 am
(September 2, 2017 at 12:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 2, 2017 at 12:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: He takes care of his flock, they're getting along swimmingly.

I like what Hitchens said about Falwell upon his death, "If you gave that man an enema you could bury him in a matchbox."

"Flock" was another word he hated. He equated that to treating humans like farm animals to be fleeced or slaughtered. But the truth of antiquity, and not just in monotheism, unless you were part of the warrior/ruling class, you were a "subject" basically the property of that ruling family so yea, a "flock".

Mega preachers do "take care" of their flock, which is why they live in huge mansions while their followers cant pay their bills.

Just as god intended. Praise Jeebus!
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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