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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 3:33 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 3:25 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: (September 1, 2017 at 4:49 pm)Hammy Wrote: I hear voices in my head all the time. They're made by my brain on purpose, and I call it "thinking". 99% of the time it's my own voice. 1% of the time it's Homer Simpson, or George Carlin or Morgan Freeman or whoever else's voice I feel like hearing in my head at the time when I'm doing my thinking.
HELP ME I HEAR VOICES! SOMEBODY GET THE MEN WITH THE WHITE COATS! QUICKLY! I NEED TO TAKE A TRIP TO THE FUNNY FARM!
Napoleon XIV "They're Coming to Take Me Away"
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa!
Songwriters: Jerry Samuels
Nasty revenge song but the refrain is good. Sorry Hammy. I HEARD IT IN MY HEAD and I couldn't resist.  
The hit single 45 RPM record has the same tune on the reverse side, played in reverse. Here's the forward sung one.
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 3:48 pm
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(September 2, 2017 at 1:50 pm)c172 Wrote: Using "us" as a verb. Epic.
It was a misspelling, I'm suppose to be able to figure out the misspellings of the atheist here which I encounter often and I never say a thing. It should have been USE, really a simple thing to figure out IMO. Seems you rely on your computer to figure out things for you, hoe unfortunate.
By the way it's a picture of the solar eclipse, and just encase you do not get it that is a bright shining cross.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 4:00 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 3:48 pm)Godscreated Wrote: By the way it's a picture of the solar eclipse, and just encase you do not get it that is a bright shining cross.
GC
More likely, it's a digitally enhanced camera artifact.
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 4:06 pm
I have to use siege weaponry:
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 4:26 pm
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Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining
Yet you may see the meaning of within
It is being, it is being
Love is all and love is everyone
It is knowing, it is knowing...
... that ignorance and hates may mourn the dead
It is believing, it is believing
But listen to the colour of your dreams
It is not living, it is not living
So play the game "Existence" to the end...
... Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 4:34 pm
(September 1, 2017 at 2:00 pm)Godscreated Wrote: Who says God doesn't us His creation to speak to us.
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I think he beat you over the head with a big rock.
Are you drunk?
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 5:02 pm
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(September 1, 2017 at 2:00 pm)Godscreated Wrote: Who says God doesn't us His creation to speak to us.
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And what the actual fuck, was god telling us when he created this repulsive bastard of a thing?
Quote:The female wasp of this species sting a cockroach twice, delivering venom. A 2003 study demonstrated that the wasp stings precisely into specific ganglia of the roach. It delivers an initial sting to a thoracic ganglion and injects venom to mildly and reversibly paralyse the front legs of its victim.
The wasp proceeds to chew off half of each of the roach's antennae. Researchers believe that the wasp chews off the antenna to replenish fluids or possibly to regulate the amount of venom because too much could kill and too little would let the victim recover before the larva has grown. The wasp, which is too small to carry the roach, then leads the victim to the wasp's burrow, by pulling one of the roach's antennae in a manner similar to a leash. In the burrow, the wasp lays a white egg, about 2 mm long, on the roach's abdomen.
With its escape reflex disabled, the stung roach will simply rest in the burrow as the wasp's egg hatches after about three days. The hatched larva lives and feeds for 4–5 days on the roach, then chews its way into its abdomen and proceeds to live as an endoparasitoid.
Over a period of eight days, the wasp larva consumes the roach's internal organs in an order which maximizes the likelihood that the roach will stay alive, at least until the larva enters the pupal stage and forms a cocoon inside the roach's body.
Jewel wasp
Edit: Why is the 'remove link' button greyed out?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 6:07 pm
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 6:45 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Succubus Wrote: Edit: Why is the 'remove link' button greyed out?
Malice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Who Says
September 2, 2017 at 6:55 pm
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(September 1, 2017 at 5:35 pm)Alex K Wrote: God's creation is mostly unimaginably vast amounts of empty space, and on the one mindbogglingly small mote of dust in that infinite vastness that isn't dead empty space, there are worms who want to eat my eyeballs . What is He trying to tell me?
He must love his worms to feed them such fancily wrapped eyeballs.
Think of it, worms gets confections, we get original sin, and Christians say god loves us.
Hope the worms remembers to give God what god craves, otherwise it's worm hell for them.
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