When my girlfriend slapped me in class because I told her her God was a perverted child killer. Funny times...

It fucking hurt... in my heart.

Went to a uniting church school, the very holy R.E teacher tried showing us creationist stuff (Mr Kent Hovind) (This is 2006 or 2007ish). It was quickly torn apart by most every student, much to the teacher's dismay.

Oddly enough the worst and best times at school are something I can't remember.. The worst was at 6th grade (one is usually 12 years old then, I started school one year early, though) when I was bullied. All the people in my class froze me out and tried their best to terrorize me outside of school too. It was never physical, always mental, and it was quite exhausting. It would seem I've blocked the most of those memories.
The best time would be the student parties at my former university of applied sciences, when I was to become a nurse. But I have been quite drunk at these occations, so I can't remember them too clearly either..

Once saw a kid in chemistry class (about age 14) add more acid to an experiment (or was it water?) producing a gratifying explosion.There was a disappointing level of personal injury;EG no deaths,missing limbs. permanent blindness etc. The principal was taking the class, hence the criminal negligence. However, I'd never seen him move so fast.He threw that kid under the emergency lab shower within about 15 seconds. Remarkable. Sadly, he remained a complete arsehole in every other way.

I'm happy to be able to report that I learned about three months ago that the old cunt has finally carked it.

There was also popular practical jokemearing Vegemite, which is brown and looks exactly like shit, on the black plastic toilet seats.

The school also had one of those drink coolers which have water in them,and leave the necks of the bottles exposed. One Monday morning, the principal had apoplexy. Some dastard(s) had removed the tops from all of the bottles (they would have needed a bottle opener) several were empty,with straw sticking out. Of course we all thought it was hilarious, and so naturally ,some guys got belted for laughing.That alleged school was a horrible fucking hole.

Ah, the only pranks that I pulled with my class was a huge snow fight (it was forbidden in my elementary school and the whole class got detention) and in high school we used to move the clock forward in French class. Our class was filled with goodie goodies, we always made our homework and participated in class, so our teacher never suspected us of mischief.

Nothing concerning religion. However I've lost 4 classmates in 3 years due to accidents with agricultural machinery, one of which bled to death after a harrow went over him in practice lessons. The other three died either at home or working in the fields.

(August 8, 2011 at 1:17 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Went to a uniting church school, the very holy R.E teacher tried showing us creationist stuff (Mr Kent Hovind) (This is 2006 or 2007ish). It was quickly torn apart by most every student, much to the teacher's dismay.

Damn kids these days are so smart, it must be the something in the food or drink they consume these days?

Well next year i have to take an apologetic course at my school and everyone knows im an outspoken atheist. So please pray for me. (wink wink)

(August 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm)searchingforanswers Wrote: Well next year i have to take an apologetic course at my school and everyone knows im an outspoken atheist. So please pray for me. (wink wink)

Well, see this as a learning experience to analyse Christian apologetic tactics and recognize it's flaws.