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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:44 pm
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(October 19, 2017 at 2:35 pm)alpha male Wrote: It's conceivable that someone can reject the foundations of Christianity and call themselves a Christian. As noted, I've met one. But just because such people exist doesn't make their interpretation reasonable.
It may not be their interpretation that is unreasonable so much as their desire to associate themselves with those who believe as you do.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm
And your dumb Beta is a 365 day event so shut it .
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 2:42 pm)Khemikal Wrote: (October 19, 2017 at 2:36 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I wonder if Jesus Christ has ever been on the Jerry Springer show.
Just a stranger on the bus?
I'm entirely certain that he has been...allegorically, that is. His name was Cletus and he was just trying to find out who his daddy was.
Not sure about his daddy but his mom was a total bitch, according to Jesus that is.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:47 pm
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Quote:It's conceivable that someone can reject the foundations of Christianity and call themselves a Christian. As noted, I've met one. But just because such people exist doesn't make their interpretation reasonable.
When you manage to find some foundations let us know
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:49 pm
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(October 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Not sure about his daddy but his mom was a total bitch, according to Jesus that is.
You know who's strangely absent in that story? The little girls father..the womans mate...breaking jesus' jaw for the double indignity of his comments.
If we went to a physician and he said "Bitch, why should I heal your little girl?" - he'd need a physician. I was -this- close to breaking a doctors arm once just because he respectfully suggested to my wife that he might not be able to do anything for Lahni, that it was beyond his ability.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:50 pm
(October 19, 2017 at 2:47 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Quote:It's conceivable that someone can reject the foundations of Christianity and call themselves a Christian. As noted, I've met one. But just because such people exist doesn't make their interpretation reasonable.
When you manage to find some foundation let us know
But, pro tip, don't bother with scripture. No one here cares, leastwise not among the ones you're trying to harvest for Jeebus.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:55 pm
To the reaper all flesh is grass.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 2:58 pm
Well, the proposition is bad from the get go whatevs. IMO, they could not be theists.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 3:03 pm
As to an afterlife. Well, don't want any. No sugary heaven, no eternal pain. Kinda hoping to go out, simply. Like an old light bubble. In some 100 years or so.
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RE: Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.
October 19, 2017 at 3:05 pm
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Whereas I hope to live forever in memory and lineage... and through a monument of stone that I build with my own two hands. One day, all of you will feel the cruel boot of my children on your necks.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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