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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 9:59 am
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Iff your warriors will have seven virgins each, where will they all come from? Is there a secret society that kills pretty girls so they go to heaven as virgins and be ready for your warriors?
Were the virgins just created in heaven? That's kind of unfair isn't it? You have to go through life on earth and risk fucking things up and going to hell, while these chicks have it made in the shade.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 10:24 am
I don't want 7 pretty girls in the afterlife.
I want the warriors !!!
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 10:31 am
They won't come from round where I live, I know that much.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 10:48 am
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 11:02 am
I think it's supposed to be 70. Not 7. Which is a lot worse. Presumably they will be created in heaven for the purpose of these warriors, or whenever a little kid dies, they may be chosen to be some warrior's concubine.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 11:25 am
(November 12, 2017 at 11:02 am)Chad32 Wrote: I think it's supposed to be 70. Not 7. Which is a lot worse. Presumably they will be created in heaven for the purpose of these warriors, or whenever a little kid dies, they may be chosen to be some warrior's concubine.
Yep. Does it say anywhere that they are female, of age, or even human?
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 11:28 am
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(November 12, 2017 at 9:59 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Iff your warriors will have seven virgins each, where will they all come from? Is there a secret society that kills pretty girls so they go to heaven as virgins and be ready for your warriors?
Were the virgins just created in heaven? That's kind of unfair isn't it? You have to go through life on earth and risk fucking things up and going to hell, while these chicks have it made in the shade.
They're animated sex slaves created specifically for that purpose and designed to satisfy every carnal desire, even those prohibited to you in life. They can be gender neutral. They're never too tired, they do not age, they enjoy -anything- you do to them, and they never show signs of use or wear.
As a bonus, allah magically transforms you in the worlds greatest lover with endowments that would put Adonis to shame.
Sorry ladies, not much for you to do in heaven besides graciously receive your husbands new donkeypeen...if you can pry him away from the unisexbots...that is.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 11:33 am
(November 12, 2017 at 11:25 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (November 12, 2017 at 11:02 am)Chad32 Wrote: I think it's supposed to be 70. Not 7. Which is a lot worse. Presumably they will be created in heaven for the purpose of these warriors, or whenever a little kid dies, they may be chosen to be some warrior's concubine.
Yep. Does it say anywhere that they are female, of age, or even human?
I do not know, but presumably they're capable of having sex. Otherwise why would virginity factor into it?
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 11:37 am
(November 12, 2017 at 11:33 am)Chad32 Wrote: (November 12, 2017 at 11:25 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Yep. Does it say anywhere that they are female, of age, or even human?
I do not know, but presumably they're capable of having sex. Otherwise why would virginity factor into it?
Sorry but virgin frog sex, while possible, is not very appealing.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 12, 2017 at 11:57 am
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(November 12, 2017 at 11:37 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (November 12, 2017 at 11:33 am)Chad32 Wrote: I do not know, but presumably they're capable of having sex. Otherwise why would virginity factor into it?
Sorry but virgin frog sex, while possible, is not very appealing.
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