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RE: joke time
December 1, 2017 at 7:08 pm
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I just went to a pub and there was a dog behind the bar. I asked for a Guinness. Dog went "Arf". I said "No, make it a pint."
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2017 at 11:29 pm
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Wally?"
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 12:27 am
A dog limps into the bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 3:26 am
Fella walks into a pub dragging a chain behind him. The barman says, 'Why are you dragging that chain?' and the man says, 'Because it's easier than pushing it.'
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 5:04 am
Fella walks into a bar with a penguin on a string. "Why've you got a penguin on a string?" asked the barman.
"Found him wandering around in the road, thought he wasn't safe."
"You should take him to the zoo," suggested the barman.
"OK, I'll do that."
Next evening in walks the man, still with penguin in tow.
"Thought you were going to take it to the zoo!" exclaimed the barman.
"Oh, I did and we thoroughly enjoyed the trip. I'm taking him to the movies tomorrow."
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 4:36 pm
45 walks into a bar, bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 6:36 pm
Two babies in the maturnity ward; one a boy, and one a girl. The boy says to the girl, "I'm a boy". The girl replies, "Prove it!" The boy whips off his blanket and says, "Look...blue booties!"
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.....
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 11:10 pm
(December 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A baby seal walks into a club.....
(slightly) longer version:
A baby harp seal galumphs into a bar. The barman says, 'What'll you have?' and the seal says, 'Anything but a Canadian Club.'
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