OK, I'll calm down.

Yeah, I'm suffused with powerful narcotics these days and maybe I misheard something on Sirius/XM (POTUS? Idunno, can only turn the thing on and off now, can't remember the presets or decipher the display hieroglyphics anymore)

Anyhow, projected voter turn out in Alabama tomorrow is in the 20% range.

All together now:

Jesus fucking Christ!


And where I'm headed with this is, if the voter turnout is that low (and I'll spot you another 5) and fucking Moore still wins, I am going to have an actual shit hemorrhage here after the election.

Be advised.

And also note, I'm experiencing hideous narcotic based constipation these days, I'm NOT bluffing about an actual shit hemorrhage.

I'm armed, I'm primed, and I ready to lay waste a vast area in a demonstration of my ultimate turd power.


Do not doubt me.


Grrrrrrrr.

(December 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: ...
Anyhow, projected voter turn out in Alabama tomorrow is in the 20% range.

All together now:

Jesus fucking Christ!

And where I'm headed with this is, if the voter turnout is that low (and I'll spot you another 5) and fucking Moore still wins, I am going to have an actual shit hemorrhage here after the election.
...

This may explain the 'low turn-out' issue.

What? The real vorlon would now be claiming the real fault behind every republican atrocity lies with some dark deeds done earlier by the democrats.

I swear if he gets elected   .......

If he doesn’t get elected then I would be disappointed because I might be compelled to treat Alabamans as if they were partially human. That would be totally unnatural.

(December 11, 2017 at 10:21 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: I swear if he gets elected   .......

Doesn't matter.  The Dems win either way.  Either he loses and they pick up a seat, or,

He wins and they can hang him around the neck of the whole republicunt party next year.

I recall a prediction by the Alabama Secy of State some time back that voter turnout would be terribly low because many republicunts can simply not bring themselves to vote for that scumbag.  Really the only question is what will the opposition do.

Meh. We'll be dead in a nuclear holocaust before the 2018 mid terms elections anyway.

-Teresa

Relax.  Kim isn't that stupid.

The WLB is but I imagine they won't let him.

Would Trump get upset if Moore grabbed Ivanka's pussy? Would Trump slap Moore on the back and say: "Isn't it great to be a celebrity?"

Jared would probably be delighted.