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DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
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RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
(December 11, 2017 at 11:09 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Would Trump get upset if Moore grabbed Ivanka's pussy? Would Trump slap Moore on the back and say: "Isn't it great to be a celebrity?"

Come on, unlike trump, Moore has his standards. Ivanka trump is so old she can’t even be statutorily raped anymore.
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#12
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You act like this is surprising. Alabama is very Right-wing and the American Right has made abundantly clear that they value saying the right things about the right issues far more than actually being a decent human being. Right wingers call this “virtue signaling” and decry it among the left, but somehow don’t care that such a thing has become the entire goddam moral outlook of their own side. This subtext has been around for decades, if not centuries, but since Trump became the frontrunner and many conservative ideologues decided to endorse the same candidate as David Duke and for the exact same reasons, it’s pretty much party law at this point.

I said it day after Trump got elected, and I’ll say it again: in American politics, we’re all nihilists now.
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#13
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The real American right does not recognize there is such a thing as decency, only salient attributes that are recognized are shared self-interest in the narrow sense, or exploitability.
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#14
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
(December 11, 2017 at 11:09 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Would Trump get upset if Moore grabbed Ivanka's pussy? Would Trump slap Moore on the back and say: "Isn't it great to be a celebrity?"

Who's to say that hasn't happened already?

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RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
(December 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: OK, I'll calm down.

Yeah, I'm suffused with powerful narcotics these days and maybe I misheard something on Sirius/XM (POTUS?  Idunno, can only turn the thing on and off now, can't remember the presets or decipher the display hieroglyphics  anymore)

Anyhow, projected voter turn out in Alabama tomorrow is in the 20% range.

All together now:

Jesus fucking Christ!


And where I'm headed with this is, if the voter turnout is that low (and I'll spot you another 5) and fucking Moore still wins, I am going to have an actual shit hemorrhage here after the election.

Be advised.

And also note, I'm experiencing hideous narcotic based constipation these days, I'm NOT bluffing about an actual shit hemorrhage.

I'm armed, I'm primed, and I ready to lay waste a vast area in a demonstration of my ultimate turd power.


Do not doubt me.


Grrrrrrrr.
Even if you released only 80% of your intestinal rage upon their apathetic 20% it would be an awesome demonstration of Nature's power. Far more awesome than a Lioness beginning to eat an Impala while it is still alive! I hope National. Geographic has photo-journalists on site!
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RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
(December 11, 2017 at 11:09 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Would Trump get upset if Moore grabbed Ivanka's pussy? Would Trump slap Moore on the back and say: "Isn't it great to be a celebrity?"

I think you’re barking up the wrong tree, there.



This is a man who has said on live television he’d probably be screwing her if she wasn’t the fruit of his loins. If Roy Moore groped her, the worst he’d probably say is “you lucky Motherfucker.”
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#17
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(December 11, 2017 at 11:09 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Would Trump get upset if Moore grabbed Ivanka's pussy? Would Trump slap Moore on the back and say: "Isn't it great to be a celebrity?"

Yes. Ivanka's pussy is Drumpfuck's to grab.
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#18
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GOP = Generally Okay (with) Paedophiles

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#19
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
Well, found this on WIKI today:

2016 election results Hillary scored 729,547 votes in Alabama. There are even a few counties where Hillary landed 80-90% of the vote. Doug Jones has a shot here. Some community org and some good guidance from Tom Perez/DNC and local DNC offices and Jeff Sessions former seat can be denied to some creepy pedo-pol.

I'm somewhat relieved I may not have to unleash my terrible onslaught of rectal compaction!
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Tizheruk Wrote:I swear if he gets elected  Angry .......

If he gets elected and the Senate doesn't conduct an ethics investigation, I'll refer to the GOP as the Roy Moore Party going forward, because that's what it will be.
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