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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 2:41 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 2:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.
So I thought I'd have some fun.
And...
GO!
Why aren't you completely deranged? Lack of effort? Glass ceiling? Bra too tight?
I have to pretend to be only slightly or the medical biard asks awkward questions like, "what happened th that patient?" or, "is that a real axe?"
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 2:45 pm
How big is your scalpel?
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm
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If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork?
And if so, do you continue working as a surgeon?
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 3:01 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 2:45 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: How big is your scalpel?
Bigger than average.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 3:02 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Mathilda Wrote: If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork?
And if so, do you continue working as a surgeon?
A chainsaw.
And only as a hobby.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 3:11 pm
Let's say - just for sake of argument - that I have an assortment of cadavers to dispose of.
Recommendations?
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 3:53 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 3:11 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Let's say - just for sake of argument - that I have an assortment of cadavers to dispose of.
Recommendations?
There are several options.
Vats of acid are good.
You can boil the bodies up in water and a really strong chemical to reduce the body to a soup (doesn't get rid of teeth).
Or you could start a snack shop/ gardening centre to sell the meat as burgers and ground up bone as fertiliser.
Or magically visit Skyrim and feed them to dragons.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 3:57 pm
So, the corpseapult is probably overkill?
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 4:01 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 3:57 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: So, the corpseapult is probably overkill?
It works, but make sure the corpses are infected with something highly contagious.
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