Just watch out for Satan Thread.
It has made it's appearance.
It has made it's appearance.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Jesus Thread
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Just watch out for Satan Thread.
It has made it's appearance. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
The Jesus thread has returned from the dead! All praise the Jesus thread! It is the way and the life!
(March 20, 2018 at 11:16 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: The Jesus thread has returned from the dead! All praise the Jesus thread! It is the way and the life! All hail the Jesus Thread. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
One day I decided to apply the passage "Ask and we shall receive" so I decided to ask Jesus for a million dollars, and to this day I have yet to recieve my money. He's a fraud! A fraud I tell you!
So jesus thread will be stickied?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Use 3. You want to be sure.
nukes, orbit, only way?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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