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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
#41
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
This thread gets more 'Mormon' with every post.

Better be careful everyone. Especially the theists !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#42
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 11:01 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:52 am)Huggy74 Wrote: A spirit doesn't have sexual organs, but God being made flesh in the person of Jesus Christ, was every bit male.

How do you know a spirit does not have sexual organs? Is there a spirit anatomy book available?

If it has, Vor wonders how hard spirit can make it.
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#43
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 9:15 am)chimp3 Wrote: In Genesis 18 god is told by Abraham to sit under a tree and rest. Abraham offers to wash god's feet. He prepares a meal for god to eat. So why not testicles, why not ovaries too?

What would god do with feet outside of time and space?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#44
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
His mighty nostrils aren't of much utility when He is busy in outer space.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#45
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 11:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 9:15 am)chimp3 Wrote: In Genesis 18 god is told by Abraham to sit under a tree and rest. Abraham offers to wash god's feet. He prepares a meal for god to eat. So why not testicles, why not ovaries too?

What would god do with feet outside of time and space?

Now there's a thing, why aren't there twenty commandments?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#46
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 11:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What would god do with feet outside of time and space?

Now there's a thing, why aren't there twenty commandments?

No open toed sandals?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#47
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 10:33 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: The moron once more demonstrates his belief in the power of the didactic tone to disguise nonsense.   No wonder he is a god fearing Christian.  Christianity is all about the belief in the power of the didactic tone to disguise nonsense.


Awww, look at the abnormal shrimp all up in his feelings.

I love it when you guys attempt to insult my intelligence, not realizing you're insulting your fellow atheists by proxy. Just recently the OP was claiming that there are no distinctions between chimps, humans, raccoons, horses, pigs, and rabbits, oh and also that there is no such thing as an egg-laying mammal... So I'll accept being a moron, I just want to know what you call people that have to be constantly corrected by this moron?
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#48
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 11:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What would god do with feet outside of time and space?

Now there's a thing, why aren't there twenty commandments?

Or 21?
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#49
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 4:54 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:33 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: The moron once more demonstrates his belief in the power of the didactic tone to disguise nonsense.   No wonder he is a god fearing Christian.  Christianity is all about the belief in the power of the didactic tone to disguise nonsense.


Awww, look at the abnormal shrimp all up in his feelings.

I love it when you guys attempt to insult my intelligence, not realizing you're insulting your fellow atheists by proxy. Just recently the OP was claiming that there are no distinctions between chimps, humans, raccoons, horses, pigs, and rabbits, oh and also that there is no such thing as an egg-laying mammal... So I'll accept being a moron, I just want to know what you call people that have to be constantly corrected by this moron?
When did I claim there were no distinctions between mammals?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#50
RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
Quote:I love it when you guys attempt to insult my intelligence

It happens quite frequently.  Maybe you should look into that?

Grow up son.  Fairy tales are not true.
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