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This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit

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This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
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This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 9:38 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2018 at 9:43 pm by Minimalist.)
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 9:57 pm
God of the gaps = God of the grasping at straws!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:00 pm
The sun rises and sets because it rides a chariot across the sky.

Thunder and lightning come from Thor.

People get sick because of Loki.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:03 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 10:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: People get sick because of Loki.

Sad lapse. Loki is more ingenious than that.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:08 pm
Something tells me it won't
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:15 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 10:08 pm)Aegon Wrote: Something tells me it won't

Yep, won't make much difference to the devoutly faithful.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:25 pm
Min, do you honestly believe any of these points are strong?

If you do, I will refute it tomorrow. But you know better. You really do.
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:41 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2018 at 10:42 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Here we go again.  Gonna tell us about the sight of the love of the face of the thing that inherits the mystery of the guides that lead to the true prince?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 10:55 pm
He is correct, only Odin has the answers.
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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RE: This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit
March 27, 2018 at 11:00 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(March 27, 2018 at 10:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: People get sick because of Loki.

Sad lapse. Loki is more ingenious than that.

That's what he wants you to think...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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