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Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
#11
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
To be honest, you'd be a low priority case for deconversion. You don't seem to be struggling with your faith, and you don't seem to be using your faith to hurt others. You might not get that much out of it.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#12
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
(April 1, 2018 at 10:10 am)Hammy Wrote: Don't forget that we're all being governed by shapeshifting lizards though.

This is true.

I have a book that says so.
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#13
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
(April 1, 2018 at 9:56 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Happy dead jew on a stick day  Smile

Actually, more accurate would be, "Happy it never happened day."
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#14
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
If you want to believe in a zombie, hippy Jew, who is the son of a space wizard, I won't try to convince you otherwise. I couldn't convince a nymphomaniac to give me a peck on the cheek.
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#15
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
Yo, CL! Nobody needs to woo you over to accepting The God Delusion because (unlike some other books I could mention) the book doesn't ask you to believe anything based on the book's own authority. Arguments for why you should accept the book's thesis are found in the book itself. Imagine that!
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#16
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
Why are the rest of you not of board with me getting her into a tub of jello?

Bunch of heretics!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#17
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
No CL, you are pleasant the way you are. Unlike "the most unpleasant character in all fiction".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#18
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
(April 1, 2018 at 10:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Why are the rest of you not of board with me getting her into a tub of jello?

Bunch of heretics!

'Twas the green jello. That's heresy. Red Jello is the true way.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#19
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
(April 1, 2018 at 9:36 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have The God Delusion!!! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday (that's today, suckers) to woo me over to your side!!!! Any takers?? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller??? Smile

- CL

Wow.  Where did everyone’s sense of humor go?!  It’s April Fool’s, people!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#20
RE: Ok Atheists! I have God Delusion!
(April 1, 2018 at 11:18 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 1, 2018 at 10:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Why are the rest of you not of board with me getting her into a tub of jello?

Bunch of heretics!

'Twas the green jello. That's heresy. Red Jello is the true way.

Nooo... blue or nothing!
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