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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:25 am
(May 17, 2018 at 10:43 am)Khemikal Wrote: Chapter and verse, Drich. Meanwhile...did you really just say that I had no way or tools to determine whether the earth was flat or round? I think we've finally reached Peak Drich............lol.
I said if you lived then... you would not have the tools to determine whether the world is flat or round, you like now would completely depend on what the 'great scientific minds' tell you
just like now you have no idea whether ice is indeed growing or melting in the ice caps.. just like a member of the crowd 600 years ago when they thought the earth was flat you now have to believe in what al might science says... which again given all the mistakes I pointed out take the same faith as believeing in "pop corn god."
Which makes you all as foolish as you say we are.. albeit Faith is apart of our gig, and your supposed to be better than that... but in fact your gig requires much more faith considering how wrong you all are all the time.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:28 am
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We've always had the tools to determine that the earth was round...and most people..historically, knew that it was. It takes a special breed of idiot like yourself to imagine otherwise.
Not that there's ever been a dearth of idiots like you, either, granted.
-and still no chapter and verse. Can I take this to mean that theres actually no requirement in your silly religion to bicker with your betters about snowfall..that it;s a personal hobby of your august self?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:28 am
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(May 17, 2018 at 10:51 am)Mathilda Wrote: (May 17, 2018 at 9:25 am)Drich Wrote: I wrote/copied word for word minus 1 this:
from this:
https://atheistforums.org/thread-54824.html
Why then is it sooo.. easy for you to see and make fun of the faith of other WHEN YOU ARE PRACTICING THE EXACT SAME THING?!?!?!?!?
The reason why your so-called 'satire' never works Drich is because you're just not funny in the slightest. Or interesting. I suspect you don't even know what humour is.
I mean, you changed one word? Wow. How boring.
(May 17, 2018 at 10:40 am)Drich Wrote: You have no tools/way of discerning whether the earth is round or flat..
Or you know, we could put a stick in the ground at noon near the equinox, measure how long the shadow is, travel a few hundred miles north or south, do the same and compare the different lengths. Then we can work out the circumference of the Earth.
Just saying ...
https://www.scientificamerican.com/artic...-a-shadow/
read page 4 forward. none of you caught it including yourself you moron. You could not even recognise the 'hot topic' before I started this thread, because it required an ounce of introspection, which none of you seem to have. just always projecting, never checking one's self for hypocrisy or counterintuitive thinking. Nuuup just bull dozed the frame work you all just used to belittle people whom I proved think just like you do, making you the same people you make fun of..
(May 17, 2018 at 11:10 am)Khemikal Wrote: Or just keep moving in one direction........................
We could do this all day...but I don;t know if it would have any effect on our boy. I;m pretty sure he "engineers" macaroni necklaces for a living.
omg you and your peers are really that stupid... I stand corrected.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:33 am
"Nuh uh, I;m not a dummy head, you are!" -goes back to stringing pasta on yarn.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:33 am
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(May 17, 2018 at 11:16 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I'm late coming to this thread. Did I miss a memo or something? Did our theists (Drich, GC, Lil Rik, MK, etc.) decide to have a contest to see who could most completely misrepresent science? Jesus!
I get paid to deal with idiots in the morning. It's too early in the day to volunteer my time.
it's a play on valkyrie's thread pop corn God.. I made this 'pop corn science' but dropped the pop corn god and added the word science.. To show the same people who used the pop corn god frame work to satirically tear apart religion could not introspective look at their own beliefs and see the error, rather they took offense and tore apart the satirical frame work of pop corn science.
Then I spend a great deal of time point out the hyprocrisy of it all and then use the topic to show greater faith in pop corn science than in pop corn God.
(May 17, 2018 at 11:21 am)Khemikal Wrote: ...............so...no chapter and verse?
Quote:ever been to hati or a place like that trying to provide help? there is NO placebo, No warm and fuzzie, there is only this sucks and why am I here? then oh, yeah the people who need help. and so you trudge through..
Yes, actually...and I;ve taken a fuckin hit for those people. It;s pointless to play this card.
Whereas...I;m guessing, you opened your wallet and gave your money to a church that -wink wink- uses that money to "help people". IIRC..the church you give your money to was recently exposed as a giant scam.....that you defended nevertheless. I think it's hilarious how reliably suckers will defend the people who con them.
Or wink wink I went to a place that needed help on that scale and worked there for a few years...
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:34 am
Maybe you should stick to craft art.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:35 am
(May 17, 2018 at 11:24 am)Shell B Wrote: (May 17, 2018 at 10:13 am)Drich Wrote: keep reading dummy
just in case you've completely deluded yourself let me break it down
Antarctica makes 200 million tons of ice again per year.
While it looses 65 million tons
so subtract 200 from 65, 145 MILLION tons of Ice per year..
Now that was at the height of global warming in 2008. global warming has now been in a decline for almost 10 years now. (which is why we have the name change/global climate change)
Did you get it? can you see it now?
By your logic, the entire planet will be covered in ice in no time. I have to admit, you're a pretty good Poe. You've been at this for years. Bravo.
this does not account for artic ice loss
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:35 am
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(May 17, 2018 at 11:33 am)Drich Wrote: Or wink wink I went to a place that needed help on that scale and worked there for a few years...
Sure you did, I bet you went and "engineered" some solutions to their semolina based problems. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:36 am
(May 17, 2018 at 11:34 am)Khemikal Wrote: Maybe you should stick to craft art.
maybe you should stick to attacking new well meaning christians.. you might find them easier to push down
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 11:37 am
Truthfully...I find it easy to push all of you down. I blame the people who poorly equipped you.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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