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The zombies are coming!

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The zombies are coming!
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#1
The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm
Your weapon is the item directly to your left.

What is it?

Will you survive?
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 6:11 pm
Table with four hefty legs.  Imma be aight.  
(besides, it;s the hard heart that kills Wink )
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#3
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm
A pillow.....I think I'm a goner.
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 6:22 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2018 at 6:23 pm by Silver.)
(May 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm)polymath257 Wrote: A pillow.....I think I'm a goner.

At least I know upon which side of the bed you sleep. Naughty
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 6:23 pm
Ya gotta think out of the box Poly.  Use the pillow on your left to smother the guy on your right.  You don;t have to run fast, just faster than the other guy.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 8:08 pm
Fast food Coca Cola glass 1/4 filled with Shiraz. Gonna have to run!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#7
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 8:10 pm
A pen or a laptop.

Either can do a lot of damage if used correctly.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 10:27 pm
IV pump and tree. I'd take one or two with me.
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 10:58 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
I would be a badass zombie slayer with my.. sharps container.
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#10
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 11:00 pm
Empty cell phone holster.

Totally fucked.
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