RE: Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members
May 21, 2018 at 5:32 pm
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Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members
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RE: Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members
May 21, 2018 at 5:37 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A prayer to the Dark One who truly owns our souls and who we secretly really dedicate ourselves to?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members
May 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm
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(May 21, 2018 at 5:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A prayer to the Dark One who truly owns our souls and who we secretly really dedicate ourselves to? I always thought it would be good to sell my soul on ebay for £4.99 You could do it multiple times. All you would have to do is print out and send off the same document each time but putting in a different name for the new owner. I don't think ebay would be able to ban it either if anyone complained if you worded it right. Could be a nice money spinner. RE: Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members
May 21, 2018 at 5:44 pm
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A steal, @ that price. I;d buy it on principle alone. I expect the lord of flies has a fiver laying around....that would be definitive proof of christian mythology.
So, who wants to make five bucks? I;m thinking "soul broker" is something I;d like to put on my resume.
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Group prayer on Skype on behalf of our Christian members
May 21, 2018 at 6:02 pm
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(May 21, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:(May 21, 2018 at 1:12 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It is not. Humans are the only ones to call it by a word which humans can understand. Neither do xhristards. Hey, James I. Isn't that the guy who commissioned your favorite bullshit bible version, Huggy? Did you know he was queer? People of the time referred to him as Queen James! Now go read his fucking book some more.
I always find it hilarious when many Christians think that without belief in God we'd all go out and kill and rape and steal... it's hilarious because it's concerning that the Christians in question don't seem to think there's any reason to avoid doing those things besides belief in God...... like fear of hell or hope for heaven is the only thing stopping them raping and stealing and killing.... which is just an admission that they're psychopathic and amoral....
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