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Thanks for Saddling Us With This Moron, Snowflakes
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RE: Thanks for Saddling Us With This Moron, Snowflakes
June 7, 2018 at 4:11 pm
(This post was last modified: June 7, 2018 at 4:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, you know me, I give wide leeway. I;ll give a mulligan on some collateral damage. On bad policies. This or that instance of foreign adventure. I;m a cynical motherfucker when it comes to governance...but I;m legitimately surprised at how this has turned out.
The man himself is not the disease, he;s a symptom. There were more enablers in this country and in our government that I expected there to be. Even my asshole friends muzzle their dogs. I thought we;d do the same with this mutt.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (June 7, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(June 7, 2018 at 2:11 pm)Joods Wrote: If Americans don't start waking up soon, we could find ourselves shunned from the rest of the world. There was a collective sigh across the country when he accused the Canadians of setting the white house on fire in 1812. The sad thing is... He has plenty of time to let more stupidity escape from his mouth. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 RE: Thanks for Saddling Us With This Moron, Snowflakes
June 7, 2018 at 5:45 pm
(This post was last modified: June 7, 2018 at 5:48 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(June 7, 2018 at 5:13 pm)Joods Wrote:(June 7, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: That ship has sailed. Clearly he thought accusing Canada of burning Washington DC because of his profound ignorance had in his opinion carried the day, Because He just admitted he is doing no preparation for the summit with Kim Jun Un either because his attitude (his words, apparently in reference to actually having any knowledge) is all the preparation he needs. (June 7, 2018 at 2:38 pm)Chad32 Wrote: They wanted someone "strong" after Obama, and they're about to find out what happens when someone acts like an asshole in front of other world leaders. Trump is fate’s way of showing just how inadaquate a white man can be for high office, especially compared to a black man. 
It's been done before.
 (June 7, 2018 at 6:25 pm)bennyboy Wrote:(June 7, 2018 at 2:11 pm)Joods Wrote: If Americans don't start waking up soon, we could find ourselves shunned from the rest of the world. Careful. You just might find yourself eating those words one day. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
He can barely talk, barely write. But, he is going to wing it! Ta ha!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
He's loopy enough that maybe he's got Kim Jong-un running scared.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (June 7, 2018 at 5:13 pm)Joods Wrote:(June 7, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: That ship has sailed. Don't you know a joke when you hear one? Everyone knows that the Japanese set fire to the White House. It was the Canadians who blew up the USS Maine in Cuba! Don't anyone know American history? |
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