Quote:Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” who once attempted to beat back Hurricane Irma with a scepter, then, after seeing all the damage caused by Irma, blamed everyone else for not following her lead, gave a rather… interesting speech last night.

She was giving an opening speech for the Heaven’s Invitation 2018 conference. When she got to a part about Jesus, she reminded the audience about how big and strong and sexy the Savior is.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...m=facebook

Was her prophetic middle-aged suburban clitoris engorged with the Holy Spirit?

(June 15, 2018 at 2:13 pm)Kit Wrote:

Quote:Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” who once attempted to beat back Hurricane Irma with a scepter, then, after seeing all the damage caused by Irma, blamed everyone else for not following her lead, gave a rather… interesting speech last night.

She was giving an opening speech for the Heaven’s Invitation 2018 conference. When she got to a part about Jesus, she reminded the audience about how big and strong and sexy the Savior is.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...m=facebook

Priceless!

You should stick the link in Stevies "Characteristics of the Christian God" thread.

(June 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Was her prophetic middle-aged suburban clitoris engorged with the Holy Spirit?

I'm sure she'd like to be crucified on his wood.

I heard that jesus had a tiny dick, too.

(June 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Was her prophetic middle-aged suburban clitoris engorged with the Holy Spirit?

She's mentally ill.  I have one such chick in my neighborhood who claims that Jesus is speaking to her; she's older, though, and not too good looking.

(June 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I heard that jesus had a tiny dick, too.

Doesn't affect the greasy pig bottom thing now, does it ??

Don't forget he was probably hung like a horse too

(June 16, 2018 at 4:09 pm)Libertarian God Wrote: Don't forget he was probably hung like a horse too

At best, he would have been hung like an ass and a colt, the foal of an ass. True, that translates into a lot of meat. But a horse? I doubt it.

No matter the true dimensions of the Savior's junk, the "Prophetess's" erotic fantasies must be sad and dismal descents into madness. That poor dildo!