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Is it too early to start drinking?

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Is it too early to start drinking?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 9:53 am
Asking for a friend. 

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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 10:02 am
(July 21, 2018 at 9:53 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Asking for a friend. 

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If you have not been drinking heavily since November 2016 then you are probably dead, or should be dead.
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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 10:42 am (This post was last modified: July 21, 2018 at 10:45 am by chimp3.)
I used to work night shift as a nurse. If we did not have to work the next night a bunch of us would go to this great Tex Mex cantina next to the hospital and drink beer and eat tacos. I don't think it inspired confidence in the nursing profession to see a bunch of people wearing scrubs getting drunk at 7 in the morning.
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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 10:52 am
Yeah, but the morning was your "night".

Besides, it's always five o'clock somewhere.
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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 11:12 am
It depends - how old is your friend?  For hard stuff, 10 years old is probably too early.

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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 11:29 am (This post was last modified: July 21, 2018 at 11:30 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(July 21, 2018 at 10:42 am)chimp3 Wrote: I used to work night shift as a nurse. If we did not have to work the next night a bunch of us would go to this great Tex Mex cantina next to the hospital and drink beer and eat tacos. I don't think it inspired confidence in the nursing profession to see a bunch of people wearing scrubs getting drunk at 7 in the morning.

A friend picked me up from an ER in San Diego back around '84, at 4 AM. He was resigned to not going back to sleep so he was looking for food. Every taco stand he found was closed.

"What the hell!?"

"It's probably a Jewish holiday, dude."

"I didn't think about that." 

We wound up at Denny's.
(July 21, 2018 at 11:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It depends - how old is your friend?  For hard stuff, 10 years old is probably too early.

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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 12:28 pm
It’s never too early for a mimosa!
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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 12:57 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 10:02 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(July 21, 2018 at 9:53 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Asking for a friend. 

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If you have not been drinking heavily since November 2016 then you are probably dead, or should be dead.

I know my bourbon intake increased substantially about that time.
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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 1:19 pm
I started drinking on July 23, 1973. Haven't stopped.
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RE: Is it too early to start drinking?
July 21, 2018 at 8:41 pm
I'm not sure there is ever a wrong time for a Brompton's cocktail. 

Maybe when behind the wheel.
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