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#21
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 1:35 pm)J a c k Wrote: Define “older”.

Decrepit.

I mean, “wise”.

😇

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#22
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 2:29 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 1:35 pm)J a c k Wrote: Define “older”.

Decrepit.

I mean, “wise”.

😇

Surprisingly not dead.
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#23
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Decrepit.

I mean, “wise”.

😇

*Sneers toothlessly as he smacks Valkyrie on the backside with the leg of his walker*

Hey!

That wasn’t the leg of your walker!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#24
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 3:17 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: *Sneers toothlessly as he smacks Valkyrie on the backside with the leg of his walker*

Hey!

That wasn’t the leg of your walker!

Viagra FTW.
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RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 3:21 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 3:17 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hey!

That wasn’t the leg of your walker!

Viagra FTW.

I shall call him “Tripod”.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 3:29 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 3:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 3:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: Viagra FTW.

I shall call him “Tripod”.

That’s Mr. Tripod to you, young lady.
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#27
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 4:06 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 3:29 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 3:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I shall call him “Tripod”.

That’s Gramps Tripod to you, young lady.

FTFY
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RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 4:22 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 4:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 3:29 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: That’s Gramps Tripod to you, young lady.

FTFY

Well it's true. I have five grandchildren and -- thanks to my incredibly philoprogenitive older daughters, who seem to be engaged in a uterine arms race -- a sixth on the way.

It really makes me appreciate my youngest daughter, whose boyfriends (unbeknownst to them) come with an easy-to-read sell by date. Those poor bastards don't have a chance.
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#29
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 4:29 pm
My kids called me a fossil two years ago.

I'm 47 years old goddammit.

I. Am. Not. A. Fossil!

But I do think afternoon naps are an important survival tool.
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#30
RE: For the older people of the forum......
August 23, 2018 at 5:11 pm
(August 23, 2018 at 3:29 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 3:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I shall call him “Tripod”.

That’s Mr. Tripod to you, young lady.


That’s Miss Young Lady to you!

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