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For the older people of the forum......
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(August 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Decrepit. Hey! That wasn’t the leg of your walker! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: *Sneers toothlessly as he smacks Valkyrie on the backside with the leg of his walker* Viagra FTW.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(August 23, 2018 at 3:17 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hey! I shall call him “Tripod”. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 23, 2018 at 4:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 3:29 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: That’s Gramps Tripod to you, young lady. Well it's true. I have five grandchildren and -- thanks to my incredibly philoprogenitive older daughters, who seem to be engaged in a uterine arms race -- a sixth on the way. It really makes me appreciate my youngest daughter, whose boyfriends (unbeknownst to them) come with an easy-to-read sell by date. Those poor bastards don't have a chance.
My kids called me a fossil two years ago.
I'm 47 years old goddammit. I. Am. Not. A. Fossil! But I do think afternoon naps are an important survival tool. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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