The "discovery phase" will have all of us in stitches for months!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/trump-s...ged-tweet/

Quote:Trump suggests he wants to sue Bob Woodward for libel in latest enraged tweet

Let's have all of Woodward's tapes played in open court!

That would be Christmas, my birthday, and Independence Day rolled into one.

Yes, Trump, you fucking moron -- sue Woodward!

Please.

After trump files a suit, let’s see if he respond to a subpoena.

(September 5, 2018 at 12:42 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: After trump files a suit, let’s see if he respond to a subpoena.

45 is a fucking chicken shit.

His list of witnesses is looking pretty skimpy right about now.

Lawyer:  Your Honor, the plaintiff calls, uh, nobody, to the witness stand........


https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/trump-i...nows-true/

Quote:Trump ‘isn’t talking to anyone’ at White House after bombshell book: ‘Everybody on the inside knows it’s true’

Quote:According to Vanity Fair‘s Gabriel Sherman, Trump is hunkering down at the White House to weather the release of Bob Woodward’s new book, “Fear: Trump in the White House.” The book portrays the president as a mentally unstable man who cannot put together a functioning government.

“It’s pandemonium. He literally isn’t talking to anyone. He’s canceled meetings and is on the phone calling up his friends,” a source told Sherman.

I imagine he's calling Uncle Vladdy for a few vials of that poison.

(September 5, 2018 at 1:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: His list of witnesses is looking pretty skimpy right about now.

Lawyer:  Your Honor, the plaintiff calls, uh, nobody, to the witness stand........


https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/trump-i...nows-true/

Quote:Trump ‘isn’t talking to anyone’ at White House after bombshell book: ‘Everybody on the inside knows it’s true’

Quote:According to Vanity Fair‘s Gabriel Sherman, Trump is hunkering down at the White House to weather the release of Bob Woodward’s new book, “Fear: Trump in the White House.” The book portrays the president as a mentally unstable man who cannot put together a functioning government.

“It’s pandemonium. He literally isn’t talking to anyone. He’s canceled meetings and is on the phone calling up his friends,” a source told Sherman.

I imagine he's calling Uncle Vladdy for a few vials of that poison.

At this rate, the vial of polonium from uncle vladdy would be the only thing safe for him to eat since he can’t possibly trust his own cook.

One of the side effect of ingesting polonium, besides dying, is losing all of one’s hair.  In trump’s case that would represents an immeasurable improvement in his personal hygiene and grooming.

That tidbit about them hiding info from Trump for fear of him acting like a lunatic policy-wise is both hilarious and terrifying. Never laughed with goosebumps racing across my skin before.

Can they hide the nuclear launch code from him?

In effect, the United States is being saved, for the moment, by the fact that it has both experienced a Coup d’Etat, and its electorate and its elected head of government are too stupid to recognize a coup d’etat Even when they see one happening to themselves.   Let’s see how long the reprieve lasts.

(September 5, 2018 at 2:39 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Can they hide the nuclear launch code from him?

All they have to do is hide the codes in a 200-page policy report. He's guaranteed to never see them.

(September 5, 2018 at 2:41 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:

(September 5, 2018 at 2:39 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Can they hide the nuclear launch code from him?

All they have to do is hide the codes in a 200-page policy report. He's guaranteed to never see them.

If you wrote the numbers on a bar napkin he'd still have a problem..