Ah, so Jesus hates people who hurt children, and his Father killed every child on Earth. Hardly surprising as he killed almost all the children in Sodom and every one of them in Gomorrah.
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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
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(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so. Then he didn't. Scripture doesn't mention AC, GPS, internet, or antibiotics either, so True Christians© are forbidden to acknowledge their existence too. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:50 am)vorlon13 Wrote:(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so. Scripture doesn’t mention oxygen either. So hopefully True Christians© will stop consuming it.
Interesting point, however, God's mighty nostrils have ensouled the believers, so oxygen is redundant.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:50 am)vorlon13 Wrote:(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so. Yeah, they talk about that on Facebook a lot. (September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so. The wives of Noah's three sons could be as young as 12 if the bible is to be believed. Those would be children.
Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 1:21 pm
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(September 6, 2018 at 1:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(September 6, 2018 at 12:48 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house! Nor the concept of 3rd degree burn culminating in total carbonization and explosive boiling of all fluids in tissues. (September 6, 2018 at 12:48 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house! Plate tectonics happens fast to push the continents so far from eachother in 6000 years. I think Australian actually pushed up a bow wave and left a wake. |
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