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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
#31
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 7, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Drich Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 4:17 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okay, that's bullshit. Moving on...

you asked if there were children aboard... the bible specifically says the children of noah's 3 sons and their wives were on board. The fact that they did not have kids speaks a lot to their age. this wasn't the 2010s where people wait till their 40 to have kids. A man could marry at 13 under the law and a woman while she could not have sex could marry even younger. They could have sex as soon as the male was 13 and the female had her first period. the fact that they did not have kids would indicate that at least one of the married couple was under age of procreation. now that was under the law... Again there was no law of moses in the time of noah so that means Noah's kids and their wives could have been even younger than what the jewish law describes as being old enough for marriage. many were betrothed at birth.

Or, did you not understand the nature of the question you asked, being framed out in a different culture having no religious laws to observe?

Did you mean to ask where their any babies or was their confirmation of young children in the bible? no. were their children? yes noah's sons. With strong evidence that at least the sons or wives were under the age of bearing children. Not my fault you are not smart enough to ask the question you want answered.

You're doing the awkward lying thing again. Quibbling is stupid because it's transparent.
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#32
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
It's the best that Dripshit can ever manage.

Let's see....according to the Holy Horseshit that Drippy so loves....


Quote:32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Gen 5

Guess no viagra needed back then, huh?

The fable then goes on to claim:


Quote:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

Gen 7


So, even allowing for all of Drippy's Happy Horseshit the "children" were at least 100 years old.  Some kids, like Dripshit, never grow up and never leave home it seems!
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#33
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 7, 2018 at 2:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's the best that Dripshit can ever manage.

Let's see....according to the Holy Horseshit that Drippy so loves....


Quote:32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Gen 5

Guess no viagra needed back then, huh?

The fable then goes on to claim:


Quote:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

Gen 7


So, even allowing for all of Drippy's Happy Horseshit the "children" were at least 100 years old.  Some kids, like Dripshit, never grow up and never leave home it seems!

He's just not a very god liar.  Tongue
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#34
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
You don't have to be a liar to regurgitate that shit... although it probably helps.  He just has to be stupid.
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#35
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 7, 2018 at 3:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You don't have to be a liar to regurgitate that shit... although it probably helps.  He just has to be stupid.

There's this place, a small white building out in the middle of Illinois farm land. You wouldn't know what it was unless you saw the sign at the turn off:

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#36
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
Primitive Baptist sounds redundant, eh?
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#37
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 7, 2018 at 6:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Primitive Baptist sounds redundant, eh?

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#38
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
100 year old men with 13 yr old wives. Not creepy at all. 

Apparently the beginning of the Moron faith/religion.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#39
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
Where did he keep the woodworm?
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#40
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 7, 2018 at 7:36 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Where did he keep the woodworm?

He was 600, little wood, all worm.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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